A Whitney jump scare! An absolutely wild marketing campaign! Teen plastic surgery and meteor freak powers that... don't make sense! And one of the best needle drops of the entire show! We watched S4E3 "Facade" -- not a GOOD episode of Smallville, but a comforting return to form. Also discussed: "Women Talking" "Black Christmas" and "Avatar: Way of the Water."

Clark and Lois get caught in a compromising position! Chloe might still be alive! John Glover makes a freakin' MEAL out of a shower scene! Brian & Zach watched S4E2: "GONE" -- Also discussed: Wes Craven's New Nightmare, Elvis, and James Cameron.

Season 4 begins! Clark returns to Smallville changed, Lois Lane arrives seeking avenge Chloe's death, and nearly everyone is naked at some point. Brian & Zach discuss S4E01 "CRUSADE"-- Also Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Falling for Christmas, and Superman: Man of Tomorrow. 

Another season of Smallville in the can! Brian & Zach award superlatives for the third season, including Best New Character, Best Recurring Character, and of course, MVP of the Season! Also discussed: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2, The New DCEU, Don't Worry Darling, and The Santa Clauses. Join our Discord!: https://discord.gg/KqpeMAAX

Brian and Zach discuss the Season 3 Finale "Covenant"... As well as the unsettling large photo of Clark that Lex keeps in his secret Clark room. 

It's Pete's final episode as a series regular on Smallville, and his departure is relegated to a C plot. Brian & Zach also discuss Barbarian, and debate whether Black Panther: Wakanda Forever or Avatar: Way of the Water will make more money. 

It's The Talon Mix's ANNUAL SPOOKTACULAR where Brian & Zach cover a horror movie starring a member of the Smallville cast! This year they tackled LAKE PLACID 2 starring John Schneider and... woof, it's a rough one. 

Zach & Brian mostly discuss Halloween Ends, and then eventually get around to S3E20 "TALISMAN". 

This episode of Smallville GOES HARD! Brian & Zach discuss S3E19 "MEMORIA"-- and also Halloween, horror movies, and John Carpenter B-sides. 

Smallville passes the Bechdel Test for the first time (?) in S3E18 TRUTH. This podcast very much does not. Also discussed: Evil Dead II, Saturday Night Live's bear sketch controversy, and Andor (sorry).