Lois is in a "Phonebooth" knock-off, kind of. Tom Welling is acting stilted... as a choice? The bad guy's plan don't make no sense.

Clark makes some season one mistakes when it comes to colored rocks from Krypton. Lana the juice goblin does her best to suck up what little juice there is. The writers have completely given up on making Kara's whole deal make any sense.

Lana is a little goblin who stomps into a scene and sucks up all the juice.

...Because seriously if Lara could just go through a portal and be at the Kent farm before Krypton inevitably blew up why wouldn't she just do that? Not to be like that guy about it, but I'm really so in the weeds on this.

A Warrior Angel movie is filming in Smallville and Clark is a dumbass in this very watchable episode.

Dean Cain guests stars as a doctor/serial killer in another... not that bad episode of season seven.

Tom Welling got a DUI this week and some people on Twitter learned that he isn't 25 anymore. Also this episode of Smallville wasn't bad considering it was pretty bad.

Brian and Zach perform an autopsy on why season seven feels so especially limp.

Season 7 comes in with more of a whimper than a bang, with a season premiere that doesn't seem too eager to bring us any new or exciting story threads... but we're still having a good time!

We wrap up Season 6 with the half-assed season awards ceremony that it deserves. Also the trailer for James Gunn's Superman movie has dropped... we watch it and give our first impressions!