Tom Welling got a DUI this week and some people on Twitter learned that he isn't 25 anymore. Also this episode of Smallville wasn't bad considering it was pretty bad.

Brian and Zach perform an autopsy on why season seven feels so especially limp.

Season 7 comes in with more of a whimper than a bang, with a season premiere that doesn't seem too eager to bring us any new or exciting story threads... but we're still having a good time!

We wrap up Season 6 with the half-assed season awards ceremony that it deserves. Also the trailer for James Gunn's Superman movie has dropped... we watch it and give our first impressions!

The boys leave season six in the dust.

Some audio issues recording this one! Sorry! Brian & Zach wade through an episode that's mostly exposition, and get hype over the performance of a sleazy senator day-player.

Jimmy gets knocked in the head and has a dream that Smallville is a noir movie. Brian and Zach wish they could take a nap instead.

It's Halloween, which means Brian & Zach watch a horror movie starring a Smallville cast member! It's been awhile since Jensen Ackles has been on the show... but we're gonna watch him try to not get killed by a miner with a pickaxe! Also they try to divine the future with the help of ghost hunting equipment.

Sorry for the inconsistent uploads lately! It's been a busy couple of weeks, and it might be a little sporadic for a little while longer-- but we're still here and still at it!

Clark and Lex are stuck underground, and it turns out this TV show works way better when two of the main characters have stories together.

Chloe's Mom makes an appearance, and she happens to be Wonder Woman.