The spring breakers are clashing with officials in Florida; and the results have not been pretty thus far, Trump is reportedly releasing a new social media platform this summer to combat his censure from Twitter, politics are getting in the way of progress at the border. // This disgusting "swatting" trend needs to stop, NOW. // A team called Oral Roberts just beat Ohio State and Florida in the NCAA tournament.

The recent Atlanta shootings have just brought Asian-American predilute back into the news, but why did it take this long? Even more, the issues have been going on in San Francisco for over a year, why we shouldn't take Tucker Carlson too seriously, the NCAA world is flipped by the alarming inequality in men and women's practice facilities // The NFL's new media deal with streaming services is here to screw us all over // Shane and Tarik play, "Real or Onion?" 

The Andrew Cuomo situation is getting worse, with Biden pushing for an investigation and a report that his aide is intimidating state officials over their loyalty to the governor, the border crisis that nobody seems to want to solve, partiers at Miami Beach should consider waiting a little bit longer to let loose, the Grammys set a new record for Beyoncé // Why we have daylight savings and it's stupid that it still exists // The legendary Drew Brees retires after 20 years in the NFL