Because it would have destroyed the Star Trek franchise, for real. We're talking about Next Gen this week, with "Devil's Due," "Clues," and "First Contact," and one of them is based on one of those rejected Phase Two scripts from the '70s. Hint: it's the one about the devil.

Freaks and Geeks continues, with "Chokin' and Tokin'," "Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers," and "Noshing and Moshing." James Franco in leathery punk gear and spiked hair!

Freaks and Geeks continues, with "Chokin' and Tokin'," "Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers," and "Noshing and Moshing." James Franco in leathery punk gear and spiked hair!

It's time for more Next Gen, as we talk about "The Loss" (bleh), "Data's Day," and "The Wounded." Why are Troi episodes always so bad? We spend a long time trying (and failing) to figure that out.

It's time for more Next Gen, as we talk about "The Loss" (bleh), "Data's Day," and "The Wounded." Why are Troi episodes always so bad? We spend a long time trying (and failing) to figure that out.

Parents, never read your kid's diary. That's a lesson learned in this week's trilogy of Freaks and Geeks episodes, "The Diary," "Looks and Books," and "The Garage Door."

Parents, never read your kid's diary. That's a lesson learned in this week's trilogy of Freaks and Geeks episodes, "The Diary," "Looks and Books," and "The Garage Door."

We're talking Next Gen this week, with "Reunion," "Future Imperfect," and "Final Mission," and a couple of these episodes are important in the long run! The other one...well, it has some pretty terrible old age makeup. Also, we talk Elementary's new season, and it's unbelievable announced seventh season. THIS SHOW IS INVINCIBLE!

It was kind of unavoidable. I'll skip the rambling introduction here and just list the things we talk about for two and a half hours: the Arrested Development season 4 remix; the latest episode of Elementary; three more Freaks and Geeks episodes ("Carded and Discarded," "Girlfriends and Boyfriends," and "We've Got Spirit"); and then, at last, "Person to Person," the final episode of Mad Men. It's been a long road, gettin' from there to here.

It was kind of unavoidable. I'll skip the rambling introduction here and just list the things we talk about for two and a half hours: the Arrested Development season 4 remix; the latest episode of Elementary; three more Freaks and Geeks episodes ("Carded and Discarded," "Girlfriends and Boyfriends," and "We've Got Spirit"); and then, at last, "Person to Person," the final episode of Mad Men. It's been a long road, gettin' from there to here.