Way too early returns, predictions and bold declarations after a wild opening week in the NBA! The young Spurs, the Jekyll & Hyde Rockets and America's Team's Little Brother in Dallas. Plus, lots of Lakers slander and a new nickname we hope catches on. Love for two Eastern Conference teams not named the Brooklyn Nets and more!

New Season, New....Season! We discuss our Spurs and Rockets takeaways after their preseason CLASH a few nights ago, make some fun regular season predictions and analysis and generally walk that fine line between "interesting basketball perspective" and "off the rails" like you've come to expect from us. See you all season long! 

Impressions from training camp, preseason hopes and dreams as we ramp up to the regular season, weird wrestling tangents and obligatory Ben Simmons analysis...that also turns into weird wrestling tangents. 

Our longest episode we've done so far but it felt like only a second...We check in on the Rockets/John Wall decision to part ways, take all three Texas teams' training camp temperatures and pick some breakout/disappointment candidates, and then we have a real good time talking awards and generally ranting about NBA media. Lots of tangents and weird obscure wrestling references as per the norm too. Thank you for listening! 

Time for the Spurs roster deep dive! Lots of discussion on the new guard of...guards sans Demar and the future of the front court as well. We discuss Pop's inevitable place atop the all time wins list, the new players added via trade and free agency (Thaddy Daddy and Dougie Dermatology) and go on lots of weird tangents about wrestling and other teams in the league. Thank you for listening!

Them boys from Austin do their second of the three Texas offseason deep dives with the Mavs in our sights this week! What's the next gear for Luka? Does this roster have a championship ceiling? Was Kidd the right call? Also some fun Ben Simmons discussion after the reports of him sitting down with Sixers brass and making it official have surfaced, lots of Morey slander and bizarre tangents as per the norm as well. Thank you for listening! 

We're back! Breaking down the bizarre Rockets' roster in a brisk pod that makes some fun random twists and turns. We discuss KPJ's ceiling and fit, the inevitable "Green/Sengun/Christopher elbowing their way into some heavy minutes" issue, the thin wing rotation, some ceiling/floor options for fitting the reluctant vets into this rebuild, Silas + the pleasantly surprising front office and more! Thank you for listening as always!

The Two Week Sober Streak is over and what more could you expect from us? Summer League recap/unreasonable career extrapolation that always happens now, Over/Under Reactions and mockings, Pop's quest for number 1 all time on the wins list, and Dallas, Slovenia, Tx getting the 2011 band back together all over Broken Skull IPAs. Thank you for listening and liking our stupid tweets! 

Free Agency roundup bonanza! Grades for all three Texas teams and some analysis on the rest of the league's as well. Victory laps for Coach Pop and the US Team and some fun Summer League tidbits too! MJ slander, more Daryl Morey tangents, all kinds of fun. Thank you for listening! 

Our big free agency preview before the floodgates open at midnight! We touch on the Heat seemingly stealing Kyle Lowry from the crosshairs of the Mavs and some of their other options if he is indeed off the board, what the hell the Spurs can do with their glut of cash, who they should take a swing on with John Collins seeming like he's staying put and a brief goodbye to Patty Mills as he appears to be moving elsewhere this offseason too. There's also some in depth discussion of Theiss/Winslow to Rockets and some Wall/EG/House future speculation + spitballing on what Houston's intent might be for the next season and beyond. The rest of the league can't hide from our hawt takes either we go in on the Russ trade and some of the other notable free agent rumors out there as well. Lots of meaty delicious content!