The TexTenn Podcast

The TexTenn Podcast

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The TexTenn Podcast episodes

  • From Charlie Kirk's Legacy to Tennessee Football and Texan Life

    What does it mean to carry forward someone's legacy after they're gone? ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Clay and Keith open this week's episode reflecting on the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination and the impact he left behind. From thousands of students stepping up to start new chapters to people being inspired to return to church, they share how his influence continues to ripple through communities and families across the country.

    From there, the conversation takes a lighter turn into college football. ๐Ÿˆ Keith breaks down Tennessee's tough loss to Georgia and the promise of their wide receivers, while Clay offers his take on Arch Manning and Texas' upcoming matchups. The guys share their usual mix of honesty and humor, keeping the sports talk real and relatable.

    Family life and local news aren't far behind. Keith reveals his son's entrepreneurial "Stickergate 2.0" sticker-selling hustle at school ๐Ÿ’ต, while Clay talks about the challenges facing Corpus Christi's iconic One Shoreline Plaza building. They also dive into Texas' growing drought concerns ๐ŸŒต, upcoming hunting trips, and the never-ending debate over seatbelts and safety alarms in modern trucks.

    As always, TexTenn blends heartfelt reflection with everyday stories from Texas and Tennessee. Whether you're here for faith, football, or just a good laugh, this episode has a little something for everyone. ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

    50 min
  • What Does Charlie Kirk's Death Mean for America?

    We've never done an episode like this. This was one of the hardest episodes we've ever recorded. We honestly didn't know if we should have even recorded it. But this one really hit us hard. Last week, Charlie Kirk was assassinated at a public event that happened in Utah.

    It was supposed to be an open for all public dialogue where people are allowed to ask questions, to speak what's on their mind. And if you're following Charlie Kirk, you'd understand how respectful and open he was. People called him names: f*scist, r*cist, h*moph*be; but if you watched him, you saw he let anyone step up, ask anything, and he answered with patience and conviction, always tying it back to his faith.

    For us, this isn't just news you scroll past. It's personal. As dads, we had to look at our kids and try to explain why someone could lose their life for speaking truth and living out their beliefs. That's not something we ever thought we'd have to do. The Charlie Kirk legacy means something to us, and it matters that we talk about it.

    You'll hear it in this episode. There were a lot of pauses where we just didn't know what to say. We're sad, we're mad, we're frustrated, and honestly we're scared about what this means for our country. But we also believe the Charlie Kirk legacy is more than one man's death. It's courage, it's conviction, it's standing up when the world tries to silence you.

    We don't have neat answers or polished thoughts here. This episode is just us, grieving, wrestling with what happened, and trying to make sense of it out loud. But one thing remains certain, the Charlie Kirk legacy isn't gone, and we believe it calls us to keep going, keep speaking, and keep the faith, no matter how hard it gets.

    18 min
  • Parenting in a Digital World: Phones, Games, and Vigilance

    What kind of world are we living in where a simple video game can open the door to something much darker? In this episode, Keith and Clay dive into the unsettling reality of online gaming, parenting challenges, and how technology has reshaped childhood. From Roblox to real-life dangers, they ask tough questions that every parent should be thinking about. ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŽฎ

    But this isn't just about gaming. Along the way, the conversation twists through politics, parenting teenagers, and even a hilarious story about a rodeo horse named Flower and an Oldsmobile pulling a trailer. You'll laugh, you'll shake your head, and you might even rethink the way you approach certain parts of everyday life. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ˜‚

    To top it off, a special guest joins the conversation mid-episode, Clay's older brother. His stories about rodeo beginnings, skiing wipeouts, and even why he became an attorney bring a fresh perspective and plenty of laughs. It's a family reunion filled with real talk, wild stories, and the kind of brotherly banter you don't want to miss. ๐Ÿ”๏ธโš–๏ธ

    Stick around until the end, because even after all the laughs and life lessons, the guys admit, there are still plenty of stories left untold. And you'll definitely want to be here when they come back for more. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1 hr 4 min
  • College Football Week One Sets the Stage for a Chaotic Season

    What a weekend! ๐Ÿˆ The first games of the season are in the books, and college football week one gave fans plenty to cheer, debate, and laugh about. From unexpected losses to big wins, the stage is already set for a season full of twists and turns.

    Clay and Keith break down the drama, starting with the Texas Longhorns' rough night against Ohio State and Arch Manning's bumpy debut. They also share their thoughts on the Tennessee Vols' performance, the playful "real UT vs. fake UT" rivalry, and why South Carolina's ranking feels a little too generous. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    The guys also dive into bigger storylines off the field, from Nico Iamaleava's NIL gamble that backfired at UCLA to Bill Belichick's surprising (and disastrous) start at UNC. And of course, they couldn't resist talking about Alabama's shocking loss and what it might mean for their dynasty.

    If you love football banter, rival jokes, and bold takes, this episode is for you. ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Settle in as Clay and Keith give their honest reactions to week one and what's coming next in a season that's already shaping up to be wild. ๐Ÿš€

    20 min
  • When Travel Goes Wrong (and Pickleball Goes Right)

    โœˆ๏ธ What's worse than a long flight? A long flight that turns into four planes, five airports, and endless delays. In this week's TexTenn episode, Keith relives his nightmare trip with American Airlines; from missed connections to malfunctioning brakes, and why he might just stick with Southwest next time.

    But travel woes aren't the only disasters on the table. ๐Ÿช‘ Clay and Keith dive into Cracker Barrel's logo rebrand meltdown, a fiasco so bad it was reversed in just 72 hours. What happens when a company completely forgets its audience? Spoiler: billions lost, brand loyalty shaken, and plenty of laughs for everyone watching from the sidelines.

    Of course, it wouldn't be TexTenn without some sports talk. ๐Ÿˆ The guys weigh in on college football, NIL deals, and whether Arch Manning could change the game forever. Along the way, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce even make an appearance in the conversation with jokes about breakup albums, prenups, and whether love is good for her music career.

    And if that's not enough chaos, Clay introduces his new pickleball paddle, proudly named Laser Rifle, while Keith questions the sanity of naming sports gear. ๐ŸŽพ Add in ping pong battles, fitness challenges, and their usual banter, and you've got an episode packed with laughs, hot takes, and a little friendly trash talk.

    37 min
  • Why TSA and I Don't Get Along

    โœˆ๏ธ Ever had one of those airport moments where TSA seems more interested in flexing their power than helping you get on your flight? Keith sure has and in this episode, he shares his unforgettable run-ins with airport security, including the time he tried to use his concealed carry permit as an ID. From baggage fees to first-class upgrades that cost less than coach, this episode dives headfirst into the frustrations (and absurdities) of modern air travel.

    ๐ŸŽพ But it's not all airport drama. Clay and Keith also swap stories about their latest pickleball obsession, the quest for the perfect paddle, and how the rules still don't make much sense. Sports make another appearance with Keith's kids, from sore legs after agility training to basketball teams that are "too good" for their league.

    ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Of course, no TexTenn episode is complete without family banter. You'll hear about the new Thanksgiving "rule" that requires text replies within ten minutes or risk losing your seat at dinner. Plus, a few laughs (and awkward moments) about pool parties, invites, and even convenience store bathrooms.

    ๐Ÿ“š And somewhere in between, there's talk about college students using ChatGPT, why professors are behind the times, and even a little SEC football banter. It's an episode full of travel rants, sports laughs, and plenty of TexTenn storytelling you won't want to miss.

    55 min
  • Why Local Politics Is Sometimes Funnier Than Stand-Up Comedy

    What's harder: winning at pickleball or figuring out why a paddle costs $250? ๐Ÿ“ In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into their latest matches, from Blair's never-ending battle to keep the ball in bounds to the discovery that pickleball gear might be more expensive than their first cars. And yes, they still can't agree if it's the paddle or the player that's the real problem.

    The conversation bounces from court to court as Keith debates whether playing in the coaches' basketball game is a bold challenge or a guaranteed gas-out. ๐Ÿ€ Clay makes the case for indoor sports in South Texas' sweltering heat, while both swap stories about kids' sports, running stats, and the undeniable truth that your partner always runs more when you're the weak link.

    Things take a political turn as they discuss the curious case of former Corpus Christi Mayor Dan McQueen, his 37-day stint in office, his self-published book, and his potential run against Michael Cloud. ๐Ÿ—ณ Naturally, this spirals into imagining what a Clay Blair campaign would look likeโ€ฆ and whether it would be more comedy show than campaign trail.

    From overpriced paddles to political punchlines, this episode serves up TexTenn's signature mix of friendly jabs, local color, and unexpected detours you'll be laughing about long after the final point. ๐ŸŽ™๐Ÿ”ฅ

    48 min
  • Fly 1, Clay 0: The Knife Fight Nobody Asked For

    Ever swung a knife at a fly and ended up in a workman's comp conversation? ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿ”ช In this episode of TexTenn, Clay Blair recounts the hilariously painful story of how a rogue insect, a hamburger, and a kitchen knife collided to create one of the most chaotic lunch breaks imaginable.

    Keith and Clay also dive into updates on family, sports, and their latest adventures; from Clay's finger injury and his niece hierarchy, to Savannah Banana baseball camp and Coach Rack's now-infamous CNN faceplant. ๐Ÿ€โšพ Yes, there's a lot of laughter, but also a surprising amount of heart as they talk about parenting, mental health, and moments that matter.

    Tune in for rants about Patrick Mahomes, defensive basketball elbows, bad brothers clubs, childhood fork fights, and why Keith's daughter being "too aggressive" on the court is the biggest win of all. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ

    You never know where this episode is going but one thing's for sure: it's one wild, hilarious ride you won't want to miss.

    51 min
  • Pool Parties, Pickleball, and Parenting Meltdowns

    What happens when your kids are more competitive than prepared? ๐Ÿ˜… In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into the chaotic world of coaching youth sports, where emotions run high and the vertical jumps areโ€ฆ embarrassingly low.

    Keith shares his experience coaching his daughter Annabelle's basketball team; complete with hot gyms, missing players, and a halftime speech for the ages. ๐Ÿ€ Meanwhile, Clay relates with tales of horseback riding drama and daughters who definitely don't take failure lightly. From learning how to lose to figuring out how to jump more than three inches off the ground, this one's full of parenting wins, losses, and hilarious side comments.

    They also touch on a few hot topics; from Coldplay's infamous kiss cam moment ๐Ÿ’‹ to renaming controversies around sports teams and military forts. And of course, Keith takes a few jabs at Clay's AM radio habits while gearing up for a sweaty weekend in Houston at baseball camp. ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ”ฅ

    It's everything you didn't know you needed in a conversation; funny, relatable, and real. Whether you're a parent, coach, or just someone trying to survive the summer, this episode's got a little something for everyone.

    39 min
  • Fishing, Fast Passes, and Family Feuds: TexTenn is Back!

    Ever spent $450 just to wait in line all day at a theme park? Or staged a fake silent treatment just to mess with your coworkers? In this episode, Clay and Keith return after a summer full of chaos, laughs, and a little bit of jet lag. From Florida to Tennessee and everywhere in between, they're catching up on all the wild stories that piled up during their time off.

    Clay recounts his whirlwind trip to Universal Studios, the sticker shock of Fast Passes, and how his daughter dragged him across the park from sunrise to sundown. Meanwhile, Keith kept things grounded with some good ol' water skiingโ€”plus a fishing story that nearly ended in a walk home over one very oversized redfish. There's also a heartfelt (and hilarious) tale of a prank involving beloved vendor Scott King that left everyone scratching their heads and Kate ready to throw something.

    The guys also dive into recent headlines, including questions around the Epstein file, U.S. military moves abroad, and the mysterious world of auto-pen pardons. If you've missed their banter, off-the-cuff insights, and total refusal to stay on topic, this is the comeback episode you don't want to miss.

    So grab your headphones, skip the Fast Pass line, and catch up with Clay and Keith as they serve up laughs, news, and the kind of storytelling only TexTenn can deliver. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

    45 min

About The TexTenn Podcast

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Just two guys talking about business, life, and whatever else comes up. Keith Heavilin and Clay Blair share their experiences, tell some stories, and probably go off on a few tangents along the way.โ€ฆ