The Thief

The Thief

By Michael SchofieldFiction
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The Thief episodes

  • S103 • The First Stone

    For the first time we really see Symphony's neighborhood, Lorim's Hill, as she -- against Haldwen's warning -- starts looking under the rocks for clues about Eleanor Merchant and Lord Cagwen. A transcript is available on patreon.com/michaelschofield.


    Credits
    Written and produced by Michael Schofield
    Played by Sisi Wei
    Dialogue editing by Brianna Jean
    Cast, in order of appearance:

    • Kristian Byrne as the announcer
    • Michael Schofield as the storyteller and Old Gossip
    • Sisi Wei as Symphony
    • Patricia Wires as Regal Gossip, Shrewed Gossip, and Isobel Hart
    • Charles Villard as Haldwen. 

    The Thief is produced by the fyrd. Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, Andy Priestner, and Joshua Simpson.

    Special thanks to the hérd, who answered the call to help bring The Thief to new ears.

    • S. Kaiya J. creates strange and contemplative tabletop RPGs at https://mirror-lock.com.
    • Isabela Duffles is our village's artist at https://isabeladuffles.com, and she's working with me right now on a comic called Swán.
    • A very special thanks to Brigette Metzler, who wants to point out the volunteer-run ResearchOps community, a global community dedicated to scaling the impact and the craft of user research at https://researchops.community. You can sponsor the running of the 15,000-person-strong community on Patreon.
    • Super special thanks to Sean Tadsen, who I see help signal-boost The Thief all the time. He streams every Friday on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/librarianwritergeek.
    • Thanks to Emil, who is part of Double DM Podcast at https://twitter.com/DoubleDMPod. Ya'll are so prolific; I have no idea how you do it.
    • And Adam Yauhasz, or Brim, or Razahhh. Voice actor and streamer over at https://twitch.tv/therazahhh - with three H's.
    • And thanks to Bad Heroes, a fantasy actual play podcast about hapless adventurers hunting deadly curses in a realm bound to Hell. You can find them at http://badheroescast.com.


    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.


    19 min
  • S102 • Whistledown

    Osment is carted away by the haldaen, but Symphony pursues, clambering through scaffolding and roof-spanning clotheslines - only for him to leave her nothing but a gossip pamphlet. Why?

    Content warning: this episode is tame.

    Credits:
    Written and produced by Michael Schofield
    Played by Sisi Wei
    Dialog Editing by Brianna Jean
    Voices in order of appearance: Kristian Byrne, Patrik Deraković-Rakas

    The music you heard was Gateway to the Fjords by Crypt of Insomnia, Mystic Desert by J Blanks, and some sad vocals by Orchestral.

    The Thief is produced by the fyrd. Our thegns Trei Brundrett, and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, Kevin Wilson, and Mike Atchley.

    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

    15 min
  • S101 • Rogue Bazaar

    We meet Symphony again months after paying Bafford a visit. It's time to meet an old friend in the anonymity provided by a crowd.

    Credits:
    Written and produced by Michael Schofield
    Played by Sisi Wei
    Voices in order of appearance: Kristian Byrne, Patrik Deraković-Rakas, Jeremy Roman, S. Kaiya J., and Elliot Schofield
    Music by iCentury, Crypt of Insomnia, and Tabletop Audio (see usage statements).

    The Thief is produced by the Fyrd: our thegn Trei Brundrett, spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, Kevin Wilson, and Mike Atchley.

    You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

    23 min
  • Prologue • Da Capo :: Part Two

    The thief stalks from Lorim's Hill to the rathaus in an old forum called "the den," and her story just gets started.


    Credits:
    Written and produced by Michael SchofieldPlayed by Sisi WeiVoices by Kristian Byrne, @strawberrio, and Patrik Deraković-Rakas.Music by Will Savino, Tabletop Audio, and Ivan Duch (see usage statements).

    This episode was produced by our fyrd: our thegn Trei Brundrett, and spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Laura Spears, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, and Kevin Wilson. 

    You can join the Fyrd for free and help me make more stories about the Aendhrin and the legacy of Caledoran at patreon.com/thethief.

    32 min
  • Prologue • First Note :: Part One

    From her modest perch in Lorim's Hill, the thief steals into the night. 


    Credits:Written and produced by Michael SchofieldPlayed by Sisi WeiVoices by Kristian Byrne, @strawberrio, Chris Croll, and Patrik Deraković-Rakas.
    Music by Tabletop Audio and Ivan Duch (see usage statements).
    We couldn't come to you without the support of our Fyrd. Our spear throwers: Laura Spears, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, and Kevin Wilson; our friends at Wunderpop: Unique AF Apparel for the Girls, Theys, Gays, and Allies; our freepeople: Jack Kellum from Gods and Gamemasters, Bill Helman, Vladyslav Dembik, and Counterspell Culture.

    Support indie fiction at patreon.com/thethief. 

    26 min

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Award-winning and fully cast, fully immersive, low-fantasy mystery, in which the drawlatch heroine called Symphony stumbles into a missing-person conspiracy. A high-production value Dungeons &…