¡Hola leyendas! Welcome to this week’s episode of Narcissists Talking with Jason and Alaina. Big week for the pod! They introduce the categories for the first annual Narcissists Talking Legend Awards 2023, and hint at their upcoming 12 Days of Narcissistmas. Other topics include: No Hard Feelings, Spotify Wrapped, horses, LoTRs Two Towers, & Minneapolis mega murder of crows. They also do a music segment! Okay how fun??

To submit a nominee for the NTLAs, please email podcast producer, George Glass, at [email protected].

NTLA categories:

• Queendom award 
• Best text never sent 
• Best thing to spend $5 on (aka best bit)
• Worst man
• Most distinctive era of life
• Taylor swift award for best era
• Best movie we didn’t see 
• Worst trauma to have 
• The shiv toy award for weapon of ass destruction
• Barbie award for achievement in feminism
• Barbenheimer award for biggest frenemies 
• Best movie to see with dad
• Worst movie to see with dad 
• The I’m in the basement award for inconvenience
• Ugly hot award 
• Devastating!  
• The bear award for most stressful place of work
• Best strike
• Lil diva from Dance Moms audition award for most fucked up haircut 
• Movie we wished had a lil frontal  
• Xochitl Gomez award for big star potential
• Best blind singer/actress 
• Biggest insult towards us 
• Biggest threat to us 
• Glizzy award for best nickname 
• Hottie boombody award
• Biggest change 
• Biggest Journey
• Biggest Gag
• Wealth indicator 
• Worst legend 
• Shiv Roy Diva Down Award for biggest fall
• Hat of the year 2023