The Third Floor (with Coop and Ryan)

The Third Floor (with Coop and Ryan)

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The Third Floor (with Coop and Ryan) episodes

  • THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPS

    The boys are back like they never left to celebrate the Knicks winning the NBA championship (0:01)! After some grandstanding, they talk Melo legacy and the Knick Mt. Rushmore (11:42), have a message for Giannis (16:20), and then bring back their favorite game (21:10). Finally, they listen back to their old Knicks takes that have aged the worst (25:44) and Cooper had two takes that aged better than the finest wine (35:44). GO KNICKS!

    40 min
  • NBA is Back

    Start (0:01). Ad read (3:30). NBA over is back/over unders (5:00). If you could get rid of 1 show, 1 movie, and 1 song, what would it be (31:41)? Game (46:29).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    51 min
  • Giancarlo Called Game

    The US kicked Europe’s butt in the Ryder Cup like it was 1776 (0:02). We talk to the athletic brewing reps (9:18). The Yankees are here to save New York (12:17). Shirtless Rick walks into the studio and says he doesn’t like Pitbull (16:17). MPJ got the bag and more NBA (21:53). (We play our game 37:26) Case walks into the studio and we read (43:25).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    48 min
  • King Kong Ain't Got S*** On Cooper

    We start with a discussion on the intern’s performance (0:03) and more randomness. An ad read(10:01). Is NY still the Mecca (11:59)? Max Kellerman is out (20:38). Cooper continues to distract Ryan from his topics from there. They play the game(44:00) and Cooper finishes with a reading (51:03).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    54 min
  • Fast10 Your Seatbelts

    We have a special guest on the pod today, Olivia Nowaoksodsfoksdfski. We start by interviewing her (0:01) and then get into an ad read (8:01). Knicks update with Olivia (12:40)? What’s your favorite sin (19:00) leads into young earth theory and many more questions. Then, Olivia does what she came on to do, pitch the next fast and furious movie (28:08). We play a round of name that celebrity although we should rename it, “Is This Billy Joel?” (49:55). in the middle of the game, Olivia discovers what Steve Harvey looks like shirtless. Cooper ends with a reading (59:49).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    1 hr 7 min
  • OJ SImpson: Nascar Driver

    START SPREADING THE NEWS (0:02). We read an ad (5:38). Reports don’t know how to ask questions (7:25). Summer league standouts for the Knicks (10:52). Draymond vs KD (15:05). Loud sneeze (20:31). Tebow time (21:40). We draft the best dual sport/dual talent athletes (30:09) where Ryan may have cheated. Name that celebrity (38:22). Cooper has another good reading (43:05).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    49 min
  • Is Sweet Caroline the white version of Lift Every Voice?

    Random rambling about being an adult, the Yankees, and the white version of Lift Every Voice at the top (0:01). Then an ad read where we get a little distracted (10:44). We won the gold medal in basketball and other basketball stuff is happening (13:45). We give a message to the haters like Jalen Green (31:38). Summer blockbuster movie draft (34:54). Name that celebrity (50:53). The reading is so back (54:50).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    1 hr
  • KEMBA TO THE KNICKS! MR. WORLDWIDE TO THE HEAT?

    We start with some Olympic coverage (0:05) before getting into an ad read (7:51). The Knicks got Kemba Walker (9:30)!! In the middle, Cooper gets his pizza delivered but the delivery boy does not want to be on the pod (15:38). Somehow when talking about the starters the boys forgot about the existence of RJ Barrett even after Cooper dubbed RJ, Randle, and Kemba “the Biggest 3.” (18:25). Pitbull signed with the heat (23:28)? Bulls are back (27:08). The Lakers are old (30:38). We play name that celebrity (39:47) and Cooper frantically googles for a reading of poems about tacos (47:42).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    53 min
  • Live NBA Draft Reaction (somehow we didn't know the Knicks traded their picks...)

    We start with the Yankees being sooooo back (0:01) and then read an ad (3:30). After, we react live to the draft (5:00) with the Knicks on the clock. Somehow, we didn’t realize the Knicks had traded both of our picks so neither of our live reactions ended up meaning anything. This all occurred in a free-flowing conversation about basketball and the Olympics that was hard to mark up so just enjoy. We finish with our game (36:47) and a reading (42:12). Cooper sneaks in an Aaron Rodgers rant at the end (47:20).

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    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    49 min
  • Sorry Giannis

    The Olympics are starting and we read an ad (0:01). Someone ran off Cooper’s airplane (6:59). Dame to the Knicks (8:09). Ryan needs to apologize to Giannis (10:46). What should the NBA logo be (22:04)? Who should Ryan slander now (26:18)? Name that celebrity (38:50). We finish with a reading (44:00)

    Go Buy Athletic Brewing: https://athletic-brewing-co.sjv.io/c/2709253/890684/12298

    Theme Song: Artist: Cosimo Fogg, Song: Jazzaddicts

    48 min

About The Third Floor (with Coop and Ryan)

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Originally college roommates, Coop and Ryan are living together again and giving all their takes on sports (go Knicks), culture, conspiracies, and so much more. Tune in for a free-flowing conversation that can go just about anywhere.