The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air

Tonight, one of our guests turned out to be a real pest! Featuring call-ins from our adoring radio audience, and our most beloved recurring segment: Ghost Time! Also, frogs.

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Content Warnings:

• Apocalypse
• Impending Doomsday
• Insects & Infestation
• Vocalized Sounds of Pain
• Explicit Language
• Ranidaphobia
• Screaming
• SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling

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And now, a special look at Mike’s good old days back on Earth. Featuring Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.” Also, the co-creators of The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air!

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Content Warnings:

• Stalking
• Murder
• Violence
• Dismemberment
• Mentions of insanity
• SFX: increasing heart rate
• SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling

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The Third-Rock Theatre receives a surprise transmission from the long-lost comet Dioskouros! Featuring a splitting headache and the worst parts of ourselves. Also, we should probably talk about what happened last episode...

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Content Warnings:

• Acute Radiation Poisoning
• Electrocution
• Screaming
• Stalking
• SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling

Tonight’s Featured Presentation was The Squirez:

INSTAGRAM: @thesquirez

SPOTIFY, APPLE MUSIC, & BANDCAMP: The Squirez

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On a very special episode of our show, tonight's featured guest is... you! Featuring a voice inside your head and a stranger following right behind you. Also, No-Hands Nemo: The Amazing Juggling Tapeworm.

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Content Warnings:

• Stage Fright
• Alien Abduction
• Explicit Language
• Violence & Murder
• SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling

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This episode was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only.

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The latest test of the Third-Rock Theatre’s proprietary cloning array. Featuring Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, and Abraham Lincoln. Also, Abraham Lincoln.

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Content Warnings:

• Body Horror
• Human Livestock
• Mentions of Drowning
• Screaming
• Explicit Language
• Chekhov's Gunfire
• SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling

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Mac’s first day as station intern. Featuring a special presentation from our friends at Synistek, a 25-kiloton hack, and the heart-warming story of an ass-piring musical prodigy. Also, [REDACTED].

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Content Warnings:

• Donkey CPR
• Escalating Arguments
• Imminent Explosions
• Insects and Infestation
• Minor Robotic Bigotry
• Screaming
• Explicit Language
• SFX: distorted static & voices, insect buzzing, brief high frequencies, rumbling

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A new wrinkle threatens Mike’s control over the show. Featuring rock music and a special guest who really sucks. Also, a multi-headed barbershop quartet dragon.

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Tonight’s Featured Presentation was Jackson Lair:

INSTAGRAM: @iamjacksonlair

SPOTIFY & APPLE MUSIC: Jackson Lair

Content Warnings:

• Mentions of Blood
• Insects and Infestation
• Kidnapping and Bondage
• Escalating Arguments
• Forced Blood Draining
• Violent Disintegration
• Vomiting
• Screaming
• Vocalized Sounds of Pain
• Explicit Language
• SFX: distorted static & voices, insect buzzing, brief high frequencies, rumbling

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Pilot. Featuring one hell of a comedian and a surprise guest with an aversion to being captured. Also, Elvis Presley?

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Content Warnings:

• Alien Abduction
• Screaming
• Vocalized Sounds of Pain
• Explicit Language
• Angry Animal Sounds
• Escalating Arguments
• SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling

Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com)

Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC.

This episode was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only.

This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.

Transmissions Begin ||| 04.03.2026

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