Welcome boys and girls to the greatest show on Earth! We have dancing girls! We have repressed boys! Jk we don't have dancing girls but we most likely have the latter!

This episode is a fun filled confessional with a special guest "Derek" who shares his bi sexual ness with us. Also I recap the fun I had in vegas running from hookers with my straight guy Brandon. Buckle up, there is alot going on today!

The last chapter of the Memoir Thomas Anonymous! Comedy=Freedom in this chapter! The show must go on and it will :) Start listening and stop reading!

There is alot going on inside episdoe 22! First some important morning annoucments about gold star gays and the movie "Steel Magnolias". Priorities right? Long story short this is my hooker chapter. Not like real hooker but as hooker-y as I'm going to get. Pretty woman dreams you guys! I'm not describing the whole chapter, we talked about this. Just press play and listen. Yay!

If you have made it all the way to episode 21, do you really need a show description at this point? I didn't think so. Lets do this

Season two is here! Catch up on a rest stop reunion that happened over the summer. My on on site reporting was intresting and badly recorded so I do a quick reinactment. Also, I ramble about some stuff and fill you in on whats been going on. A fun blooper chunk is played from last year that I forgot to share. Haha me! Then we get into CHAPTER 20 Berwick Boyz where I was forced to go to a ho dunk trade school camp. Yeah its as stupid as it sounds so buckle up and lets do this!

It is the season finale! 

This episode recounts the glory days of gym class back when it was fun and involved parachutes!  Then we all had to start doing real sports and it sucked! What was really the worst though was the one day at the end of the year that you had to do gym class stuff allllll day long. FIELD DAY! This chapter takes us on my field day journey and how I turned embarassing unathletic moments into a tight 2 minute set that killed. I discover that I'm not good at running, but I sure can make a scene and get a reation out of people.

Part 3 of the vagina chapter trilogy!

From tits on my bed to reunited lovers...part 3 brings it all home and wraps it up in eyeliner.

Tango with a cunt. Enough said.

A chapter trilogy! In part one we dive face first into the spelling of vadge and gold star gay status. My v card gets taken from a girl, I have a face to face with her privates. I hop in and out of the closet and move in with a girl and her baby. It's a busy chapter! For sure you'll want to buckle up!

Friends, playdates, and break ups over a sea shell bra. In this fun chapter we dip into the 90s with some TGIF the dinosaurs, roller skating and a kid with a rat tail. Welcome to chapter 15!

Then stay buckled for The Weed Cap cause I sit down and have fun chatting with the best hair in podcasting Michele with one L and we are joined by a special returning guest Kristen Smith!! Yay!!