Strap in for a wild ride on this weeks episode of The Thread of Gentlemen podcast! This week the gents discuss a young lad on holiday being violated by an ant assault, we learn that what happens in Korea should stay in Korea, and we're introduced (via an electric fence) to our new favourite podcast feature... The Baron! So sit back and join us for another barrage on the senses as we weave a dangerous path through the best stories sent in by listeners and scraped from the underbelly of the internet!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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This week we're joined by Helen McPherson. Helen is an hilarious content creator most known for her now infamous Butlins Big Weekender stories! This week she brings a range of fantastically twisted stories including loss of limbs, shark in the bath, and various other things we can't type here. We're matching this with an endangered kitten, and a real head scratcher of a poo story that will leave you asking... who IS Robert?

Please go and give Helen a follow on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com@helsmcp

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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Red Alert! High Risk Stories! They didn't all make it in, but the ones that did will leave you needing a shower! This week The Gentlemen discuss a horrific garden voyeur - possibly our worst story ever? Next we have a jaunty little tale from a gap year, and a self-confessed Poo Monster smudges his way through life. Finally, we we end up with some fantastic new euphemisms for poop. This is high class, high calibre comedy. So strap up, strap in, and strap on - we're going in!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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It has been a bad week, so alongside our usual scouring the internet and our inbox for the funniest stories and listeners confessions, we're also drinking. Chaos quickly ensues as we learn what happens when you eat nothing but tainted lasagne for a week, read over an absolutely insane accident report form, and play quite possibly the best game ever invented. Get yourself a glass and pull up a chair!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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This week on The Thread of Gentlemen we're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. On today's episodes we discuss the joys of working with man-children who overshare, an unfortunate chap has a smelly mum, and a van driving trader has an absolute shocker. Is that chocolate?

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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The Thread of Gentlemen roll back into town to ruin your day. We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. This week we discuss the joys of hill-rolling, an unfortunate chap has a runny bum when out with his wife, and we tackle quite possibly the worst story we've ever covered. Brace yourselves!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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Haul in or get off the pot, The Gentlemen return! We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. It's a bumper episode this week featuring our new hero and possibly our favourite story so far; Uncle Frank. Brace yourselves for a horrible story about a medical emergency, and a man holds childhood guilt about an event from his past. This is a bad one. We'll finish off with some more of the best nicknames sent in by listeners to try and wash off the filth. You might need a shower after this one.

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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The Gentlemen rip another layer off Season Six as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. In the bowl this week; a listener discovers he's been using the toilet wrong for years, some Scouse kids make a teacher quit, and a chap gets revenge on his new girlfriend's kid. We end by returning to some of the high quality euphemism content that made us viral on Tik-Tok! No high roads to be taken here!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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The Gentlemen return with a brand new season as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We're on thin ice already as we tackle special needs kids in shops, an elderly woman creates a lasting memory for a listener, and we're back with more train-based poo shenanigans.

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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Grab a great big bucket of Christmas y'all! This episode is full of festive fails and yuletide yuckies! We've got the usual ingredients for a treasured family Christmas, fights, farts, hospital trips, and more to boot! It doesn't matter if you're on Santa's list or not, pour yourself a stiff one and join The Gentlemen as we round out the year in style!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to [email protected] and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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