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Join Brooke and Mandy as they ponder life under the new regime… ummm, presidency.  How will they balance reality and delusion while surviving the next four years?  Listen to how productive they were (or weren’t) during the TikTok Ban.  Hopefully you didn’t delete the app..
 
Hear their latest recommendations on tv shows, podcasts and movies.  Spoiler alert: Drag Queens and Vampire Peens are involved.
 
Hope you’re well versed in college dance competitions, because Brooke has some opinions! 
 
So adjust your wig and pop in those air pods for the latest installment of Smeared Mascara. 
 
In case you’re wondering, here is our self proclaimed rating system:
 
Language = Nasty AF
Mood = Bitchy
Entertainment Value = HELLA

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