I gotta stop letting newer comics bully me. I hate when a new comic says something that implies we are equal, when in fact I am way better than them. It is not an ego thing, it's just something that needs to be done to keep people in check and from making me not like them. If you are new at comedy, you need to respect your elders. Don't you ever touch me.

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This episode is filled with rage about being resented for being young, hot, and successful. It's not my fault I worked hard and made something of myself. You are the one who made it weird, not me. I also talk about how I got up on Kill Tony for the first time and did the Death Squad Secret Show. I officially no longer regret my decision to move to Austin to pursue comedy.

Watch my Kill Tony appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUZCswLMU3s

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I live in Roganwood, or as most people call it, Austin, Texas. I have been going out every single day for the past few weeks to pursue my dreams to become a stand-up comedian. It's going mediocre. I still haven't figured out how to be funny since COVID, but being humbled isn't a bad thing. I also almost paid someone $100 to suck their own dick on stage.

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On this episode I talk what it takes to be a comedian, and how you have to keep plowing forward to get somewhere in life. You can't just be on the side of the road stuck in the mud, judging the people who are actually participating in the marathon.

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There are a lot of people who don't know how to think, and this episode is one where I don't hold back. We live in a post Will Smith smacking world, and it's a weird time to be a comedian. Thankfully, I'm not one.

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I tried driving to Houston again for the second time, this time I couldn't make it because my electric vehicle malfunctioned one hour into the trip. This gave me an opportunity to be a male Karen, which is something I'm getting good at.

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If you switched bodies with someone, would anything happen? Would you feel yourself physically move into that person's body? Or would nothing happen at all, since we're all the same consciousness, just in different bodies? That is the question this episode is centered around. Ego is an illusion, might as well enjoy the ride.

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I am slowly learning how to regain my confidence as a young man of sexual vitality. I learned how to get matches on Tinder again, turns out the key was to not try. I uploaded the ugliest pictures in my phone and got 9 matches. This podcast is not a waste of time.

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In this episode I reflect on learning to socialize while sober, autism spectrum disorder, getting into confrontations in public, tailgaters, going to the gun range, and getting underwear thrown at me while singing karaoke.

I'm nearing middle age and haven't had any kids yet. Time to find a wife so I can create a family and feel like I'm doing something with my life. No one matters except friends and family, so I don't know why I cared what people in high school thought of me. I don't even talk to any of them anymore.