Welcome to the Criminally Clueless Podcast Quinceanera!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were expecting fanfare, balloons and / or joy go ahead and chuck those expectations out the window because we are, as usual, exhausted while recording this week. Technical difficulties and personal drama contributed greatly to us doing another after dark episode....it goes without saying that we won't be held entirely responsible for anything said during this episode.

The biggest shock of the week isn't the fact that we managed to kick off the epsiode without a litany of cuss words but rather the fact that this episode can be considered a diet or light version of our usual stuff. If you're still recovering from the mutilation in episode 14 then this is the palate cleanse you need. 

First, Susana brings us a story of the lengths one man would go through to secure something he had all along. He's certainly not a "murder you because you saw me eat poop" kind of crappy dad but he's up there. 

Then Shaunelle unravels a tangled web of deceit and revenge. Ask yourself what do a successful woman, armed robbery, a police informant and an illegal immigrant who was promised a lie, have in common? 

Coming up blank ? Then click play to hear the twists and turns of this convoluted story. 

Two men, two lives governed by lies. Big Steups