Criminally Clueless Podcast

We're confident that you won't see where our first story is going but also confident that you will be outraged on the victim's behalf. 

Shaunelle is up first this week and she takes us on a wild ride about a poor victim who found themselves on the receiving end of backlash and publicly embarassed in the pursuit of political agenda.

Then Susana brings down the mood by telling us the horrible story of a family of 4 betrayed by someone they should've been able to trust. 

All of that annnnnnnnnddddd a UFO sighting *anytime we refer to "they" in this episode we are in fact refering to the visitors. 

Also, some extreme opinions were shared aboout lakes in this episode. To clarify Shaunelle loves being NEAR the lake but is terrified of the water.

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This week's episode is a short one but impactful. Most notably, Susana and Shaunelle get into an epic argument about fandom. 

Susana (the Fast franchise stan) takes her interest in the truly unhinged and unbelieveable (any Fast movie after the second installment) and extended that to her true crime research by bringing us an unexpected case of abuse and grooming. 

Then, Shaunelle (the General Hospital advocate) brings some much needed jollies to a pretty disgusting episode.

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Hellllloooooooooooo!!!! We know we're delinquent but people got the flu, people had birthday's, people had deadlines, people have struggled.......and in case you're wondering, people is Shaunelle. 

Anyway, Shaunelle, the rogue editor, is up first this week with a wild story of a horrible man who refused to do his time for crimes he gaslit himself into believing he didn't do. 

Then, Susana rounds off with a truly horrible story of siblings trying to survive growing up with ain't sh*t adults. Say what you want about the murders they committed, we believe their names should be added to the victim list. 

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Soooo that break took longer than expected. What can we say? It was tax season, people had teeth removed and other people got horribly sick. It's been a wild few weeks but we made it!

Susana is up first with a truly amazing story of the life and trials of a woman named Kenya who was let down by her family and the system, then judged and discriminated against for her transgendered identity. This one, is one for the books!

Then Shaunelle covers the case of an unusual death or rather an unusual murder defense to say the least. This case raised the question of "how big is too big?!" and Susana, for one, would like evidence to make her decision. 

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We're back on our b.s with an unexpected theme of overkill this week. 

First up, Shaunelle covers the case of what may be the worst mother in law in history....no seriously. It's one thing to comment on the casserole but it's another to commit murder. 

Then Susana follows that rollercoaster with the case of a friend. A best friend (if you believe the story) and the lengths this friend would go to secure the happiness of their bestie. With friends like these you should hide your enemies, for their safety of course. 

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We're late again but considering our podcast motto of "structureless structure" it's very on brand.

Shaunelle went first this week with a case of a boldfaced heir who, it seems, was ready to take down anybody standing between him and his inheritance. Buckle up, because this case has a bit of everything including premeditated murder and a high seas rescue. 

Then Susana takes us to Amish country and gives us the tale of a man with 2 Barbs in his life. Unfortunately, one Barb was willing to commit murder to keep her "Amish Stud". No, we didn't make it up. 

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We've been delinquent, that's true but we've definitely missed you - A poem by Criminally Clueless.

In keeping with our tradition of being consistently inconsistent, this week we debate which episode we're even on and if that doesn't set the tone for the season we don't know what will. 

First up, Susana brings us the tragic case of a woman who settled. That's right she could've done much better but she settled for the sake of those she loved and unfortunately this resulted in her being a victim of the ultimate act of revenge.

Then, Shaunelle takes us all the way back to one of the worst aviation accidents in Canadian history. The convoluted tale behind the deaths of 23 passengers would have you questioning the lengths people would go to get what they want. 

**Please enjoy the calming sounds of Susana fighting for her life against some sniffles in the background of this episode. Unfortunately, it could not be edited out. 

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We've been through it!!!!! But things are better and we are not only thriving but also happier. 

Disclaimer: Susana hysterically laughs in the first 5 secs of this episode. Adjust your audio accoridngly. 

Shaunelle is up first with a story of desperation honestly and the lengths people will go to be successful as well as to settle debts. 

Then Susana, takes us through a case that's about a topic we NEVER planned to cover (i.e. a mass shooting). With that said, her take on a deeply sensitive issue revealed that, in this case, the system was the biggest contributor to a horrible crime that could've been prevented. 

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Listen up! this week we have our first ever guest appearance made by the legend, the G.O.A.T herself aka "Mummy". Birthday dick hat and all, the boss made a special appearance herself for what ultimately turned out to be Susana's "favorite episode ever!" 

First up, Susana graces us with the tale of two Maria Theresa's both ignorant to the others existence but only one of the Maria Theresa's gave up everything for the man she loved. Regret would lead to murder but the real question is, did she get away with it? or was it justified? 

Then Shaunelle brings us the most unforgettable, accidental clueless criminal, case of the season most notably because it centered around an attempt on the life of the then POTUS (and best POTUS in our opinion). And if you could believe it, it all started because of someone neeing a drink. Go figure!

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Big Big Big Disclaimer: If you, for one second, think that we have the musical chops to claim responsibility for any of Selena's music, then we not only strongly recommend that you see an ear specialist but we also recommend you run to the link in our sources to check out the real Selena! We in no way take credit for her songs or content.

As per usual, we kick off the episode talking crap and being interrupted by the fine people of the protective services. We decided to push through and record anyway so consider the background audio as ambiance. 

Shaunelle's story is, at minimum, a cautionary tale against going out of your way to help others but in reality is a case about a woman who was sadistically stalked and kidnapped. The duration of her ordeal, the stalker's macabre source of entertainment and the insane way the crime scene was covered up is all unpacked. 

Then Susana brings us the case of Selena. The Selena. Honestly, there isn't much else for us to say here. She was epic, her songs were amazing and the world instantly became a sadder place the moment she and her talent were snuffed out by an obsessed "fan". With that said, Susana carries us through the life and death of a superstar and we hope we did her justice. 

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