We're back with the B.S this week! First of all our case titles may be misleading. So to manage your expectations we're going to go right ahead and say that there's absolutely no threesome / sex happening on a baseball field in this episode. We're sorry if that's disappointing. 

Shaunelle is up first this week with a story of misadventure in dating. When Heidi Carter decided to participate in a menage a trois she may have bitten off more than she could chew...especially since she wasn't exactly single at the time. The story disintegrates from there and we enter a confusing tale of drama, a possible set-up, rape, murder and the recurring theme of why oh why can't people have honest sex?!

Then Susana does us all proud as she delves into the case made famous by the Netflix documentary Long Shot. Whatever you thought you knew throw it out the window. When Juan Catalan was hauled to jail for murder he repeatedly pleaded his innocence however police wouldn't believe him. After all, he was identified by several witnesses as the murderer. It seemed like Juan was headed straight to prison but fate had a home run in the cards. 

Click play / download to join us on a wild ass ride.

We're back with the B.S this week! First of all our case titles may be misleading. So to manage your expectations we're going to go right ahead and say that there's absolutely no threesome / sex happening on a baseball field in this episode. We're sorry if that's disappointing. 

Shaunelle is up first this week with a story of misadventure in dating. When Heidi Carter decided to participate in a menage a trois she may have bitten off more than she could chew.....especially since she wasn't exactly single at the time. The story disintegrates from there and we enter a confusing story of drama, a possible set up, rape, murder and the recurring theme of why oh why can't people have honest sex?!

Then Susana does us all proud as she delves into the Netflix documentary Long Shot. Whatever you thought you knew, throw it out the window. When Juan Catalan was hauled to jail for a murder he repeatedly pleaded his innocence however police wouldn't believe him. After all, he was identified by several witnesses as the murderer. It seemed like Juan was headed straight to prison but fate held other cards and would lead to his exoneration. The wild ride is all unpacked in this episode.

We're back with our bread and butter this week so on deck it's a heavy case of injustice and an unusual case of murder.

Our episode is longer than usual due to some housekeeping. If you want to hit the content, it starts around the 23 min mark. 

First up, Susana brings us the worst case of child abuse and cruelty. After surviving brutal abuse herself as a child Louise got a fresh start with her husband David and together they had 13 beautiful children. By all accounts they should've had everything but in fact in side their home held a horrible secret of torture, starvation and filth. 

Then Shaunelle follows with a truly unusual case of murder in which Joan Porco survived a savage attack at her home only to awaken and discover that the person she identified as the killer was one of her own. It's a case of murder, mob ties, the wonders of the human mind and the capabilities of the human body under extreme duress. 

You may think your family is dysfunctional but they have nothing on the 2 families we're covering today

This episode is the definition of DRAMA from beginning to end ...literally. It was a whole scene editing this episode.

We don't know if we're dealing with a return of she who shall not be named but our podcast randomly came down with a case of staticitis. Unfortunately, we didn't detect this until it was too late.

Honestly, we like the episode so much that we decided to go forward with it even though we know it's not perfect. You will hear static in the background during certain parts of the podcast (despite us applying noise reduction treatments etc). We recommend that during those moments of audio uncertainty (like static or softer tones) you shout "Angela Be Gone!" and soldier on with the content because Shaunelle has an epic case for you !!!! Trust us, it's worth it. 

Shaunelle's case is a doozy. Betrayal of the first order. Balenga Kalala migrated to Australia after losing his family to conflict in the Congo and thought he finally met the woman of his dreams and his opportunity to move on from his trauma. Unfortunately, his life with his new wife Noela Rukundo wasn't meant to be and he suddenly found himself a widower and single father of 3. The story of what happened to his wife and in our opinion The Funeral Of The Year is all unpacked in this episode. 

Then Susana follows up with the horrible case of murdered and raped 8 year old April Tinsley and the decades long search for her killer. The unbelievable story of how her killer was finally brought to justice left us with more questions than answers. 

Forgive us for the audio struggles in this episode however, our love for you is the reason we're releasing it. You deserve to hear this one!

Welcome to the Criminally Clueless Podcast Quinceanera!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were expecting fanfare, balloons and / or joy go ahead and chuck those expectations out the window because we are, as usual, exhausted while recording this week. Technical difficulties and personal drama contributed greatly to us doing another after dark episode....it goes without saying that we won't be held entirely responsible for anything said during this episode.

The biggest shock of the week isn't the fact that we managed to kick off the epsiode without a litany of cuss words but rather the fact that this episode can be considered a diet or light version of our usual stuff. If you're still recovering from the mutilation in episode 14 then this is the palate cleanse you need. 

First, Susana brings us a story of the lengths one man would go through to secure something he had all along. He's certainly not a "murder you because you saw me eat poop" kind of crappy dad but he's up there. 

Then Shaunelle unravels a tangled web of deceit and revenge. Ask yourself what do a successful woman, armed robbery, a police informant and an illegal immigrant who was promised a lie, have in common? 

Coming up blank ? Then click play to hear the twists and turns of this convoluted story. 

Two men, two lives governed by lies. Big Steups

We know you saw the promo for this week on Instagram ....so you already know you're in for some sh*t today. 

As usual we are mulling over the complexities of life's great decisions like how much money is enough money to poop on someone whilst bringing you along for the wild ride of this week's cases.

First up, Shaunelle takes us on a dramatic journey into the unprovoked murder of Jeremy Warrior and the sacrifice one person was willing to make in pursuit of the "perfect murder". 

Then, Susana disrespects us all by bringing her worst case EVER! If you're a fan and you've heard her cases then you know we're not saying that lightly. She takes us through one woman's incredible journey for justice, visibility and recovery after being brutally raped, tortured and then blatantly ignored by the Venezuelan government. 

We're not crying, you're crying.......................Who are we kidding? Pass the tissues.

Important takeaways from this week's episode: 

- Everyone better put a lil respect on the sex worker name 

- Susana is pissed 

- We take an epic tangent in the Officer 263 case...feel free to skip ahead if you don't wanna be woke 

- Nothing, as usual, is off the table

 

This week Susana takes us through the case of an officer with a taste for sexual assault.....specifically the sexual assault of middle aged black women. This predator would hunt his prey whilst performing his police duties in underserved neighbourhoods. If you were to look up abuse of power in a dictionary we're certain this jackass would pop up. 

Then, to lighten the mood (save the day), Shaunelle brings you three cases of increasing criminal stupidity. The masterminds of these acts deserve to be forever remembered and we hope we did them justice. 

It's a serious and seriously wild episode...enjoy

We're hitting you with the B.S straight out the gate this week. We have 3 tales for you.... Straight up, the second tale is the most disturbing.

Don't let the conservative clothing fool you, it turns out that back in the day morals were more of a concept. Probabaly the brazen manner in which murders were committed could've been attributed to the lack of DNA technology. Whatever the cause, they were out and bad in the old days and these 3 cases prove that point. 

***It should be noted that there are 3 cases because we weren't sure if Susana would be able to deliver this week. Joy! she was, so now you get an extra treat. 

There's something wrong with Peter: 

Without hesistation we can conclusively say there is (was) in fact something wrong with Peter. He took his adolescent desire for blood into his adult years and didn't earn the title "Vampire of Dusseldorf" for nothing. Although his crimes were enough to induce nightmares his final words really creeped us out.

Endless Love 

We're using the word "love" here because Count Blah Blah Blah probably really thought he was in love and for him that love would last a lifetime.....HIS lifetime. The ultimate story of a man unable to let go and his macabre take on the saying "rest in peace" will all be unpacked  ....hey if we can't sleep, why should you ?

Sh*t went down after Halloween

Susana gets literal and brings us a story of a friendship likely forged in the pits of hell. Two buddies successfully lured their victims for their shared gratification and it will end with 5 murders and one "friend" getting thrown under the bus. 

And if alllllll that isn't enough we're providing unsolicited and likely incoherent dating advice at the end. 

Enjoy!!!!

We're all over the place with this episode. Susana's new hairstyle, Anal Gland expression (yikes), what colonics and Star Trek have in common and of course, crime. 

Susana is up first this week with another tale of injustice from where else? Mexico. Monterrey Mexico to be exact. Javier and Jorge were just enterprising young men with amazing futures ahead of them. Extrememly intellegent and well rounded they were dedicated to putting in the time at school so they could reap the rewards later. Unfortunately in a heart-wrenching case of wrong place, wrong time they would both be killed before realizing any of their dreams. Like that's not bad enough (and because it's a Susana case) the cover-up, the lies and the drama surrounding their death are the issues really up for discussion. 

Then Shaunelle brings you a case of a doctor on a quest for revenge after (rightly) having his reputaion and abilities as a physician questioned. Sadly, his victims would learn that getting in his was was a deadly mistake. Somebody bring a BP monitor STAT! because this Doc is salty AF and on a warpath.

***some things to note: Susana says fire in this episode she means firing and Shaunelle doesn't know geography and may or may not have confused Illanois and Indiana ...whoopsie

If you're easily offended by topics including (but not limited to): 

- People being vaccinated and outta timin celebrity tweets about vaccination

- Violence against indigenous women

- References to Bill Cosby 

- Rape in the Catholic Church 

THIS IS NOT THE EPISODE FOR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No hard feelings. Just don't listen. 

Seriously, this is not reverse psychology. Our opinions, are exactly that, and if you can't handle it you should skip this one. 

A struggly start as always eventually led to Shaunelle taking us through the horrific murder of pregnant indigenous woman Loretta Saunders. Despite quick action by authorities, Loretta would not be found in time and in the end her murder was revealed to have been initiated by a frivolous dare (at least that's how we see it).

Then Susana covers a wildly unexpected case of rape in the Catholic Church. The sad thing is, the identity of the perpetrators was the most unexpected part. 

This episode is intense, honest and probably more than you bargained for.