Well guys we have finally phoned it in. We have outsourced our work and didn't even make our lists this week. We all paid a company to write our lists because we are just lazy assholes. I don't know if anyone has heard of this brand new company but they make top five lists for you. The only drawback is it's only for your most listened to songs and artists. That's right we are discussing our Top 5 Spotify Wrapped. To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists with each other nor are we experts in said category. We are just a few dudes who like to talk nonsense. 

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Bluesky and Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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Sometimes, I am not a smart man. I may not know the proper way to cook a hard boiled egg or even how to sew anything. But that doesn't make me a complete dumbass, right? Throughout our lives we can wholeheartedly say that we have all done some stupid shit. As smart as we think we are, we are still, at the core, dumbasses. So today we are gonna talk about those moments. We are discussing our Top 5 Dumbass Moments. To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists with each other nor are we experts in said category. We are just a few dudes who like to talk nonsense. 

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Bluesky and Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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That’s okay, I have no questions. That's right; I'm about to monologue, son. 

We hate those long-winded bastards who never know when to shut up, but in the proper context - such as our favorite movies, plays, and games - monologues are iconic. A lot of times you’ll even forget the entire rest of the story except that one all-important string of lines. Maybe you’ve never seen the movie, but you’ve definitely heard the monologue. Today we will be discussing our Top 5 Monologues. To enhance discussion we did not share our lists with each other nor are we experts in said category but we have done our own research.

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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Well guys *Cracks open beer* we all enjoy a nice cold adult beverage, our three episodes of ”Top 5 Beers” point that out quite well. Don't worry we aren't quite ready to do a fourth episode just yet, we haven't run out of ideas already. Instead we are going to talk about those times you go to the new hip brewery, you sit down and pick the beer with the funniest name or type of beer you have never tried (Thats my process). You sit down and take that first drink and instantly want to spit it out (cue slipknot’s Spit it out) Today we will be discussing our Top 5 Worst Beers. To enhance discussion we did not share our lists with each other nor are we experts in said category but we have done our own research. 

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. I can keep going if you want….Happy Halloween, everyone. Who doesn’t love this magical holiday? Tons of candy, costumes, and plenty of scares. Fear is an emotional reaction to something in our lives that we deem as unsavory or scary. This is basically why I love horror films. But not all fears are as simple as a vampire or giant spider. Some fears run existentially deeper. So, how can we quantify the things that actually scare us? Today we will be discussing our Top 5 Fears. To enhance discussion we did not share our lists with each other nor are we experts in said category. 

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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Well gents, this year has been a bloodbath on our childhood. Legends like James Earl Jones, Maggie Smith, Donald Sutherland, & Carl Weathers have all gone on to that sweet by and by, and next year will be the same, and so on and so on. Time will do its thing, but rather than let it get us down, I thought we could turn our eyes to the would-be legends of the future. Whose bound for greatness? Who are these youngsters, what have they done and what is it that sets them apart in a saturated market of young talent? Today we discuss our Top 5 Actors Under 40. Tohe enhance discussion we didn’t share our lists, and by no means are we experts in this or any other category. We are just a few dudes who like to discuss nonsense. 

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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We all love movies, Who doesn't love going on a cinematic adventure. One of the things i'm most excited about when it comes to becoming a dad is getting to experience all of my favorite movies with my daughter. The question is what movies will we be watching once she starts seeing more than just little color blobs on a screen. You can't just start out on Mad Max Fury Road and Human centipede, She has to be at least 10 for that, and you don't want them to only watch cartoons all day.   So today we are discussing our Top 5 Non-animated Family movies. We did not share our lists beforehand and we are not experts in said category. We are just a few dudes that love talking about nonsense.

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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Who doesn’t love to sing? In the car, in the shower, with friends. But never, never in public. (Actually, I love public singing as much as I love public nudity.) Karaoke is an ancient Japanese pastime that unites friends and enemies and even has the power to move the earth itself. While everyone is allowed to karaoke, some may need to think carefully about what they are trying to sing. I mean, nothing is worse than someone who grabs the mic only to belt out a true dud of a song, one that is so bad your very own ears decide to bleed. So today we are discussing our Top 5 Worst Karaoke Songs. We did not share our lists beforehand and we are not experts in said category. We are just a few dudes that love talking about nonsense.

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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You know that one thing you always wanted to do if money were no object and you had all the time in the world to do it? That thing you feel like you just have to find a way to do before you kick the bucket so you can die with no regrets? That’s a bucket list item, and if you’re like me, you probably have a list of things you’ve always wanted to do, see, explore, learn, or otherwise obtain the experience. We talk about those things so often on this podcast that we swear up and down that we’ve done this topic before, but I can’t find any evidence of that episode. So we’re doing it now! From thrilling escapades to serene getaways, from desired skills to tasty thrills, we’re breaking down our Top 5 Bucket List items. To enhance our discussion, we didn’t share our lists, and by no means are we experts in this or any other category. We are just a few dudes who like to discuss nonsense. 

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!

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Let's talk about famous people. Hollywood is full of self-important actors spouting off their out of touch opinions. Sports league of full on players all saying the same boring after game speech. Influencers are acting like they are living dream lives when they are really just as sad as the rest of us. And politicians just suck. But Let's get positive. There are diamonds in those piles of coal. Those stars that you would love to get a beer with. Today we will be doing our  Top 5 Celebrity Personalities. To enhance discussion, we did not share our lists beforehand nor are we experts in said category. We are just a bunch of wild dudes who like stuff.

The Top 5 Podcast is hosted by Zach Rancourt, Eric Schoen, and Thomas Lockhart. It is available on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon, TuneIn, and Podbean. We appreciate your fandom! If you like what you hear, don't forget to rate and subscribe. Your participation helps us immensely! You can also find us on Twitter @podcaststop5. Enjoy!