What are the odds that two snails would show up?  How good was poetry in 1598?  Whatever happened to Arkansas route 2? Why should everyone read Sad Book?  And, how do you really spell John Plemth?  Found out on this episode of the Tournament of Everything!

What is protected procedure?  How much fun is No Fun At All? Why is Theresa Pica great? And what do Hush Puppies have to do with Charles Greb? Find out as we compare everything to everything else!

Is it possible to compare two people that play cricket?  How pretty is Mittelsberg? (very actually).  Is Thomas Warton The Elder better than Harvest, Alabama?  Let's find out as we continue to compare everything against everything else to find out which thing is the best thing ever!

Is a moth better than a person?  Why are there so many moths? Which Guido? Are the Kat Men better than a defunct train route? You know the answer.  

Are Klingon scripts better than Oko Aryee?  What is Rock and Rye?  Is Faygo the best part of Detroit?  Let's find out!

Who will come out on top this episode?  Is FC Malacky better than Charles Leith?  Where exactly is Quail Creek?  Is round 4 really that scary?  And how small does a town need to be to be measured in the number of families?  Listen in to find out!

What is the best thing ever?  Are moths better than the olympics? Who is Zain Yar Jung?  Find out as we pit everything against everything else to figure out which thing is the best thing.  Ever.