This may not be India but Holy Cow. In this episode we cover everything from the natural wonders of the world, the Christian Crusades and how real life princes are little dicky bitches, to bringing new life into the world and punching sock-vendors on trains. No joke, we listened to this whole episode at 1.25x and we were absolutely in stitches. We might have to release an Alvin & the Chipmunks style Christmas album if this thing takes off. God knows we've got the sweet, sweet nuts for it. 

This episode will tell you everything you need to know about the current state of Lebanon in 15 minutes, and comes to you as a gift from one political economics junkie to another. After two action packed weeks in Lebanon, including tours of all the historic sights in and around Beirut, countless informal interviews & discussions with Lebanese residents and expats, and a very timely escape the day before armed hijackings by depositors to withdraw their own funds resulted in internationally renowned bank closures, we felt it was only right to share what we've learned. We are your accidental journalists on the ground, and this is the Lebanese Financial Crisis for Dummies. Please enjoy. 

After a game-time pivot, we decide to spend two weeks with Jess' best friend Sarah in the subtly beautiful country of Lebanon, on the far eastern shore of the Mediterranean. This is our first real experience in the Middle East (outside of a few days in Dubai), and the temperature outside Beirut is high (both meteorologically and politically). Luckily, we're swept up in the comfortable embrace of traditional family hospitality. Join our stable oasis in the Lebanese mountains for some sheesha, shenanigans and shout-outs. Yalla! 

Welcome to an impromptu Croatia wrap up! On a 24-hour layover in Italy (Hello Naples Pizza) we review our final memories from seaside life on the beautiful Adriatic Sea coast. The friends we met here were family away from family, and our time in the Balkans filled an unknown unknown in my heart. Sincere thanks, my friends. 

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Split, Croatia, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit DetectHives. These are their stories.

After a long tour across Western Europe, we find our tubies exploring the exciting and storied Adriatic coastal town of Split, Croatia. Famous for yachting, a massive & well preserved Roman palace, and of course horny 20-somethings getting shitfaced and trying to bang anything that moves. But it's also where we found a new family of misfit travelers from around the globe and felt the most at home we have since Canada. Big love for Croatia and our whole Croatian family.. Nadia, Duje, Hugo, even Antea. Hvala Vam! 

At long last we close the door on our whirlwind tour of Northwest Europe. No more quids, Guinnesses or lads for these bees for a while, that's for sure. We're joined by our travel companion for this leg, my very sweet mum, to recap & recount all of our highs and lows across the British Isles (and Ireland!)

In this episode we venture back to the land of Chris' forefathers, lush & drinky Ireland (North and South). This marks the end of our whirlwind tour of the United Kingdom (and the Republic of Ireland for those paying attention) and it definitely didn't disappoint. We saw the Giants' Causeway, made new friends, learned to appreciate Guinness, and other such basic and predictable tourist stuff! Get a load of this episode now before it's *Taken*!

Acgh! Scotland was a friggin doozie. We chase Chris' heritage to the northern tip of the British Isle and Jess goes full gangster over Banoffee Pie. Prison rules, bitch. Diabetic highland cattle, real life Diagon Alley, and scraping the side mirrors in Edinburgh on the wrong side of the road. Tilt one back with me dog, shite's about to get real. 

At long last, we're joined by Mother for London part 2 and Liverpool! This is the first quarter of our whirlwind trip across the British Isles, where we cover Jolly Old England in a little more detail, encounter a (most likely) dead body in the tube, and go grave hunting for ancestors. Tally ho!