Strike hard, strike first, and leave a good-looking corpse. 

Now that they're all alive again...they're dead to us!

Perhaps it's a comfort for some people that Darth Vader was originally an idiot. 

Who doesn't miss the drinking, smoking, and casual child abuse of the 70s?

A one-eyed Englishman, a big Aussie, and Mark Ruffalo walk into a bar...

This Jabba-sized episode will make you brave like a rebel, wise like a Jedi, and attractive like a Wookiee.  

For parents who'd like their infant to remind them, just a little more, of Bruce Willis. 

How many actors begin their careers riding a mule, and end it by being one? 

Trust us, choose an Airbnb instead. 

Fast cars, fat cops, and a woman named "Frog." We miss you already, Burt Reynolds.