I talk about IEM Oakland day 1 and 2, Steel to Liquid, Dennis and Snajder benched, NA vs EU culture, IBP Masters 2017, toxic player of the week and a very special section on avoiding adrenaline spikes in game, including a guided meditation for you to try.

DEKAY REVEALS THE TOP 10 MOST SCANDALOUS SECRETS IN CS:GO...YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE NO.6!!! Not really, we just had a good chat.

The Epicenter 2017 coverage continues in spectacular fashion and I trail off into semi-coherency.

Discussion of the bananas group stages of Epicenter 2017, plus I get gushy over Cloud 9 and their win at Dreamhack Denver.

I discuss Faze's domination of the Eleague Premier 2017, HenryG's favourite saying, NiP's elimination from the Minor, Indian counterstrike and cap it off with a 'Round of the Week' and a 'Toxic Player of the Week', whose name says it all.

I tell you why playing soccer will help you rank up. Also discuss the kicking of kNg from Immortals, the ESG Mykonos Tours, ESL One NY, Dreamhack Montreal and the toxic player of the week.

Discussion of Malmo 2017 and other goodies.

I discuss the roster changes in light of my own recent personal roster change.

I talk about the PGL Major 2017, Dreamhack Atlanta, IBP unbanned and the toxicity of rhetorical questions.

Do pros cheat? What's the problem with gambling sites sponsoring CS:GO events and teams? What happened on day 1 of the PGL Major Krakow 2017?