The Tuck Rule

It's Draft Season! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) convene to put together a mock draft, Tuck Rule style. What's that mean? Well, uh, I think you'll see!

- The top 4 picks in our draft do not contain Aidan Hutchinson, Travon Walker, Jermaine Johnson, or literally any offensive tackles!

- Which QB does Victoria give to an NFC team preposterously early?

- Katie finally delivers The Travon Walker Tirade and it's as perfect as we could've possibly hoped for

- Which converted MAC quarterback is Victoria trying to draft way too early?

- Katie drafts for the Bills and Victoria drafts for the Titans, it's a situation that can only end in the two of them growing and respecting each other as friends and colleagues and JUST KIDDING BITCH it gets so mean

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Tuck Rule Mailbag! Tuck Rule Mailbag! Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) took your questions from Twitter, and good lord you guys delivered.

- But first, how about that USFL?

- We bully the Panthers and Baker Mayfield for like idk 10 minutes?

- How do you go from being a casual fan to being a real football sicko?

- Victoria explains her punting thing, sorry everyone

- Katie very casually says some of the wildest shit I've ever heard in my life, SERIOUSLY

- SUPRISE TRANSMISSION! NASCAR's good again! Bristol dirt! Formula 1! Is Charles Leclerc the next handsome F1 world champion?

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Hey y'all! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) are joined by returning guest/good friend Athena (@ShieldOfPallas) to examine just what has happened to her beloved Atlanta Falcons in the past month or so.

- How would you scheme around an intelligent gorilla playing defensive end?

- A Georgia sports victory lap that makes Katie want to peel her own skin off

- A quote from Arthur Blank about Deshaun Watson that makes everyone want to peel their skin off!

- Matt Ryan, and the most polite diva arc we've ever seen

- You, listener, might be in line to catch passes from Marcus Mariota this year, limber up

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It's Tuck Rule Season 2! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) have returned from spring break to discover that there's football to talk about, much to our collective chagrin. Plus, F1 talk! And you can't stop us!

- Let's review the game of musical chairs being played by NFL quarterbacks

- Tom Brady returns, cementing the 2022 NFC as the most Pretty Little Liars conference in NFL history

- Free agency happened! Chargers go all in! Jaguars give out infinite bags! It's very festive

- The debut of TRANSMISSION, the Tuck Rule's official recurring motorsports segment!

- Formula 1 is full of messy Europeans and evil petrostates, it's great, we absolutely love it and you should to

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Well, it's all come down to this. Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) dive deep into Super Bowl LVI. It's not the best Super Bowl of all time but there's *plenty* to talk about!

- The majesty of Odell Beckham Jr., and the absolute gut-wrenching end to his season

- In-depth character studies of the three most important players in the game (Vernon Hargreaves, Ben Skowronek, and Brycen Hopkins)

- What beloved video game character does Katie compare 50 Cent to?

- Sean McVay and Zac Taylor's Mid-Off for the ages

- We try to come up with some closing thoughts on the season and also announce our plans for the offseason (we're not going anywhere!)

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I don't know if anything reads this thing, BUT: If you stuck with us for a full season of this thing, we're delighted to have spent this time with you all. We're both really excited about this show and where it'll go going forward, and we hope you'll stick around for where we go next. Anyway have a nice day!

Even with no actual football games to discuss this week, we have a meaty episode for you! Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) dig into a three-pack of coaching related news and then wash it down with a short and sweet Super Bowl preview.

- We discuss the Brian Flores discrimination lawsuit and its implications (conclusion: f*ck the NFL!)

- How Flores's allegations cast the final five hires of the NFL coaching carousel in a particularly sinister light

- Bryan Harsin's no good very bad time at Auburn University

- Lastly, we talk about Super Bowl LVI! It's the last game of the season! So sad!

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Conference Championship weekend has come to pass, and now we all live in a world where the Cincinnati Bengals are playing in a Super Bowl. Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) attempt to make sense of that, and a few other things.

- Hey, Tom Brady retired for real this time, I guess we should talk about that

- A lengthy dissection of Bengals/Chiefs, a game that proves the power of raw vibes above all else

- Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay had a legendary mid-off, setting an even more legendary mid-off in the Super Bowl

- Seriously, Zac Taylor is about to coach in a Super Bowl, what the hell?!?

- We give an update on the NFL's coaching carousel, recorded before Brian Flores's lawsuit went public (we'll talk about it next week for sure)

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You all know what you're here for this week. The Best Divisional Round Ever(tm) happened, and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) are both in their feelings about how it. Listen. Drink in their pain.

- Did you guys know that the Tennessee Titans sacked Joe Burrow nine times and still lost at home off a bye week?

- Katie honks like a goose about the Titans and how boring they are, it's great

- We take a brief reprieve from the pain train to send the Packers/Bucs pack to the heavens!

- And then that's it. There were no more games. That was it. Turn off the episode after we're done shit-talking Tom Brady, please, I'm begging you.

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What a SUPER Wild Card Weekend it was [crickets] no but seriously Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) and Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) convene for their first NFL playoffs episode! Not all these games were good! But we talked about them!

- But first, a check in on the NFL coaching carousel, in which Victoria lists off the strangest interview requests currently on the books

- Why the controversial Bengals touchdown should've counted, simply because it was cool

- Like idk twenty minutes straight of shit talk relating to the Bills-Patriots game, the first perfect game in NFL history

- We just kinda point and laugh at the Cowboys too, it's great

- Katie and Victoria managed to immediately go on a Fallout: New Vegas tangent and I'm a little surprised it took this long into the podcast before we got one

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Good lord, this was a crazy one. Katie (@KatesOfHeaven) and Victoria (@dirtbagqueer) try to somehow make sense of a completely bonkers day and a half of football.

- LMAO THE COLTS LOST TO THE JAGS

- Ben Roethlisberger's bloated corpse has been yanked from its coffin for one last ride

- The Raiders and Chargers acted out the prisoner's dilemma in real time

- Black Monday recap! Recorded before Joe Judge got fired! Oh no!

- Why the CFB National Championship filled Katie with existential dread, and why Victoria thought it was fun (not just because her national championship prediction came true)

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