On today's episode, we're spilling everything from Carly’s 30th birthday weekend to Maddie’s long-awaited couch saga. We talk about why texting feels so hard these days, our honest thoughts on the Home Depot dating trend and whether it’s actually a goldmine for meeting men. Plus, we get real about the weirdest ways we've made money... including egg donation, selling feet pics, financial domination, and some wild side hustles you have to hear to believe.

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This week, we’re diving into the world of skincare… are we actually moisturizing enough, and what’s truly in our products? Then, in our Have You Heard? segment, we somehow end up unpacking alligators & what to do if we run into one. 

Next, we shift gears to hilllarrriousss gym stories, starting with Maddie’s most recent & shocking encounter (involving a rogue boob). We also read listener submissions featuring everything from treadmill puking to Orange Theory fails, and the ultimate wardrobe (hooha) malfunction. It’s chaotic, it’s unhinged, and it’s a must-listen!

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This week, we chat about Carly’s ongoing homeowner struggles, Maddie’s take on Love Is Blind, and our latest thoughts on reading the book vs. just watching the show. Plus, we bring back Have You Heard? with some fun new finds.

Then, we get into the absolute wildest dating app stories, our own and yours. From dating an FBI agent to someone using a completely different name to getting accidentally smacked in the face by your date’s private parts (while rock climbing, no less), the submissions did not disappoint. Grab your tea, we’ve got a lot to discuss.

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In this episode, we dive into our spring and summer outfit picks and share upcoming travel plans... Carly’s heading to Australia, Canada, and Italy, while Maddie’s off to the Dominican Republic and Portugal. We also bring back our Have You Heard segment, featuring a real-life movie romance in England.

Then, we continue our Q&A from last week, covering Maddie’s playlist, choosing to join the military, must-have wardrobe staples, and the age-old debate: should women make the first move?

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We’re back together, and we couldn’t be more excited with… margs in hand, of course. This week, we’re catching up on all the things: Maddie’s major living room glow-up, Carly’s biggest life change post-tour (hello, new home!), and a hot take about her new space.

Then, we dive into a juicy Q&A. You asked, we answered—Maddie gets real about heartbreak, dating, and faith, while Carly spills on tour life, working as a personal assistant, and what it’s really like living on a tour bus. Grab a drink and tune in!

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In today’s episode, we yap about Maddie embracing her silver fox life and how she’s used our new power phrases for audacious humans. We talk about Carly discovering a new eyebrow game & also, Bill Nye at fashion week? Science and style.

Then, we take a trip through the TV shows that shaped us… childhood favorites, high school & college obsessions, and current binges. From Ugly Betty to Suits, Gossip Girl (RIP), Prison Break, Dexter, and more, we break down the shows that made us, broke us, and rewired our brains forever. Time for some nostalgia and new shows to add to your list! 

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On today's tea-sipping episode, we’re diving into our sauna era, breaking down The Chosen, and introducing our first-ever Have You Heard? segment...where we cover news stories you probably missed.

Plus, we read some wild listener submissions on secrets, from secret pregnancies to unexpected lottery wins… and yes, even pooping in public. Oh, and drinking out of a douche? Yeah, that happened.

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This episode is a hard one. First we cover, Carly going on tour with Ashe and what bus life (summer camp) will be like. We yap about lip stains from Covergirl, lip blushing, all the girly things.

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It’s another week of tea! Tune in this week for Maddie & Carly talking about all types of wedding drama submitted by listeners. But first, we celebrate Maddie and Carly’s two year friendsversary. Then, we yap about what we’d change from our previously planned weddings as well as Maddie’s experience sailing the world in college at Semester at Sea. 

As we dive into listener submissions, we hear everything from the groom forgetting his pants at the remote wedding location, bride being caught cheating in the elevator, and many more scandals!

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This week, we’re diving into the wildest things we (and you) have gotten away with, especially as rule followers. First, we dive into Maddie’s frustration towards the Normal People ending (understandable), and a much-needed update about Blake Lively (well, really Ryan Reynolds) vs. Justin Baldoni.

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