Sober Tired Josh entertains the masses and Tom outs himself as a huge nerd. The queers are staying in tonight with red wine and pizza rolls. Get comfy.

Tom has a boyfriend, and Josh has a new look. The two talk to their friend Erin to get the skinny on what it's like to be a bi woman in a gay bar.

You asked for it, and now you get it - Tom and Josh get SCHWASTY just for you. The queers talk about drag queens, the pope, and g-g-g-ghosts??? Our guest Jane Saw shares her immense knowledge of D.C. nightlife. Beat your face, grab a beer and come join us!

Josh goes full-blown Sarah Koenig and Tom gets very, very creeped out by Yaoi hands. Our very first guest, Cam, talks being a trans artist and finding queer and Asian representation in the media. Grab a mojito and let us envelop you in our monstrously large fingers.

Tom struggles with unrequited love, and Josh got drunk before the episode even started. Join these gay best friends as they talk about the meaning behind the title, from the good, the bad, and the fabulous. (I wasn't drunk, I was tipsy — Josh)

Tom and Josh give you a quick taste of what's to come from the Two Beer Queers!