The Two Charming Pigs

In this episode Greg drills Johnny on the specifics and the timing of certain events in the first and most crucial third of his short lived romantic yarn. More reflection and amateur psychological analysis is abound, buckle up.

It's been a while since Johnny and Greg have posted anything. This episode is the first in a series of more to come that will chronicle the tragedy of John's last relationship. This part covers how they met and fell in love.

This week Johnny and Greg get into it about Jared Fogle which eventually segued us to discuss how it's even possible that repeat offenders of pedophilia are still able to be living freely among us in society, lastly, the Oktoberfest in Munich and explaining the different days that are best to attend.

This week Greg regales us with some stories from a bachelor party that he attended the previous weekend, then Johnny and him discuss cult leaders including Jim Jones and David Koresh, and lastly, Greg gives his reasons for why he's decided to commitment himself to celibacy for the time being.

This week Johnny and Greg discuss a proper mindset for success, the state of the current economy and inflation, then they ponder on the motives and legitimacy of Grant Cardone.

This episode Johnny and Greg ruminate on how many sexual partners is too many, they briefly touch on abortion and finish off with silliness about anal linguism and BDSM.

This episode Johnny and Greg have finally watched and discuss Top Gun: Maverick; They get into their experiences with the evolving world of pornography during their adolescence; Lastly, they ruminate on the psychological effects that getting older has on beautiful women.

This week Johnny and Greg discuss what the effects of divorce have on children and at what age is it best for children to be at if their parents must get divorced. Lastly, for the majority of the episode Johnny and Greg tell a number of anecdotes from their sexual histories.

This week Johnny and Greg discuss Top Gun and the new Top Gun giving opinions on both even though neither have actually watched the sequel yet, towards the end they recall their histories with bullying.

Johnny and Greg talk about whiskey in general, preferred labels and how to acquire a taste for whiskey as a novice. They discuss their mutual dislike for camping and eventually Johnny Depp's victory over Amber Heard in civil court and what it means for them both.