Much like the golden retrievers of Tuscany, this week your hosts bring you nonexistent tales of Rube Goldberg track meets gone by, replete with speed holes, drunk teens, and a new event we call "push this rock until you die." Later on, Josh gives Linda at Paul a call, Tapan packs his javelins at home, and the boys set out on a metaphysical quest to explain how 1 is different from 2, and also how 2 is different from 3, and also how 3 is different from 4...