The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot

The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot

By David SchmootHistory
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  • Chapter 14 - Degaul to Paris

    The ten dollar test that no recent parent would ever attempt. 

     

    Song: Boum! by Charles Trenet

    https://open.spotify.com/track/4YbKfgDzCyoHJpiaTm1Mrt?si=486e1e259e5344ae

     

    10 min
  • Chapter 11 - White Out

    Pretty near death experience. 


    White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes

    https://open.spotify.com/track/0GegHVxeozw3rdjte45Bfx?si=2aaf5bd0c2a543ad

     

    11 min
  • Chapter 8 - Mountain Don't

    Never get into a pissing contest with your brother. 

     

    Song: The Hollies "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother." 

    https://open.spotify.com/track/2ooZajrDL4Com6ZUW736le?si=97af91b98b614817

     

    10 min
  • Chapter 7 - Piano Lessons

    After school lessons. 

    Song: Moanin' by Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers

    https://open.spotify.com/track/4Vkk3iD1VrENHJEACNddvt?si=cb190791b36548bb

     

    9 min
  • Chapter 6 - All School Massacre

    The genesis of being terrified of public speaking. 

     

    Song: Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah"

    https://open.spotify.com/track/7yzbimr8WVyAtBX3Eg6UL9?si=68ff4fb18ddb40d5 

    13 min
  • Chapter 5 - Lazy Eye

    It's not a wandering eye, it's a lazy eye. 

     

    Song: X-Press 2 (featuring David Byrne) "Lazy"

    https://open.spotify.com/track/2IhsxXGKDltJu5PCA8yExZ?si=bf4e889a555b4ed4 

    9 min

About The Unauthorized Autobiography of David Schmoot

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This is not the tidy, triumphant memoir of a hero overcoming adversity. This is the play-by-play of a human being stumbling forward in real time.