This time on PORV, we take a look at football cliches in Complete Bollocks, Alfie prepares a fun quiz for us, we suggest alternative careers for footballers and much, much more!

Check out our latest episode to hear why Rich should support either Forest Green or the Daggers, Footballers That Sound like....European Cities, a ceefax (RIP) related Unbelievable F and much much more!!

Prick up your ears this week for a fun packed show, which includes The gang complete quotes from national treasure Wayne Rooney, we discuss which animals should play centre back in our Animal XI, we share with the group our ideas for Footballer's TV Club, plus much, much more! Enjoy!

This week Alfie takes Rich on a cheese and wine tour of France, FaiNo's unbelievable F features animals on the pitch, we finish off some International related quoted plus much more!

This time for you PORVerts Alfie brings us up to date with our Fantasy Football League, we study a Day in the Life of Karen Brady, a well informed listener presents the case for Rich to support Crystal Palace plus much, much more! Follow us on Twitter @PointsofRV

Laid up on a plate for you this week we have Alfie's Rapid Fire review of the upcoming season, a dental related Unbelievable F, we complete quotes from every manager in the Prem and we debate over who will play full back in our Animals XI....... Plus possibly more!

We're back for another episode! Yes!! This time get your ear holes around the welcome return of Unbelievable F, a quite extensive Footballer's Book Club, we discuss whether anything from Tennis could be used in football, plus much, much more!

On this fun-packed show we have the following to offer our following A Day in the Life of.....Paulo Di Canio, we launch a new feature, the Animal XI, Rich tells us about his time at a Pre Season friendly and Alfie declares his love for Shola Ameobi. Plus much, much more!

Join us this time for a feast of football related fun, including Alfie ranting about the Euros, Boris empathising with David Beckham, a fashion related 'Unbelievable F' and we launch an appeal to you, dear listeners, to find Richard Quarmby a club to support.

This week's offering includes Alfie's alternatives to penalties, FaiNo unleashes another, quite bizarre, Unbelievable F!, Boris declares his love for James Milner, we have our first ever caller and Rich was there too.