The Underhive Lorekeepers Podcast

By Spam and Nath.Leisure Hobbies

The Underhive Lorekeepers Podcast episodes

April 01, 2024 Episode 19 - 6 minute abs. Abhumans of Necromunda. (April Fools Edition)
Hey there scummers!

It's a weird place here on Necromunda, with not only us regular folk, the nobles and their weird haircuts and murder suits, or the muties and their particular taste for human flesh, theres also another kind of scummer.

That's right, we are talking abhumans.

Not close enough to be regular humans and not far enough to be (rightfully) purged like xenos, these cousins of humanity are unique in their protected position within the Imperium.

So take a seat and hear the boys discuss everything from Beastman hairstyles, Navigators with GPS and Lizardmen with starships choc full of warm rocks, cause this one gets weird.

You will wanna listen to this one all the way to the end.

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1 hr 31 min
March 27, 2024 Episode 18 - And the mighty shall inherit the hives. House Goliath.
Welcome to the forges, scummers.

In this absolute GOLIATH of an episode, Spamuel and The Manvant dive deep into the true personification of the brutal and violent nature of Necromunda, House Goliath.

From their strange origins and their birth into the chains of their betters, the Goliath have evolved and taken control of much of the industrial power that the hives offer.

So make sure you have a pack of distraction crayons handy, cause this one goes places.
Spamuel talks about Necromundas greatest lover, some actual science and at one point, tries ASMR.
Nath discovers the beauty of ultra-violence, learns about keeping fish out of forges and attempts to falsify a medical degree.

This is our biggest episode yet, so despite it being VERY apt for the biggest house, we really hope you all take this bad boy as a multi-parter.

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7 hr 47 min
March 13, 2024 Episode 17 - Open The Armories - Chain Weapons.
Hello there Scummerinos!

In this episode the boys get into some of the underhives most brutal melee options.

From the classic chainsword, to the brutally efficient chainaxe, with a diversion in glaives, fists and hatchets, there is a way to carve your Sanguinala grox "meat".
We teach the Manvant about graceful use of eviscerators, the foolishness of riding horses and also meet the single greatest (Spamuel's opinion) character we ever invent. Sooup.
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2 hr 47 min
February 24, 2024 Episode 16 - Gangs of Yesteryear - The Ratskins.
Hello there scummers!

The boys have been digging around some of the unlooted vaults in Temenos and have pulled out a bit of old school lore.

In this episode, we dig into the ancient denizens of the under-underhive, the Ratskins!
From their mysterious ability to navigate the hive, their reliance on sugar cane and their spiritual and familial traditions, this is a part of N95 that cannot be forgotten.

So grab your musket and handbows, tie on your blindsnake pouch and make your prayers to The Mother Hive.
We are going in deep on this one.

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3 hr 9 min
February 10, 2024 Episode 15 - Hive Life. Part 2.
Hello there scummers!
In this episode, Spamuel and The Manvant go another trip through the bucket list of destinations you do not want to visit on Necromunda.
We take a look at some rural cousins of the Palatine cluster, delve deep into Spamuel’s love of westerns and men named Russell, Nath goes into his growing appreciation of House Orlock and then dives headfirst into some religious insanity. (His favourite kind)
So whether you’re here to catch up on the Spamuel Corrections, wonder what happened to all the spiders in the fauna episode, don’t know what a party pie is, or just take some time to think up a new gang, you’ve come to the right place.
This is Hive Life.
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2 hr 36 min
February 03, 2024 Episode 14. Discovery Vox - Fauna. Part 2.
Hey there scummers!
In this episode, Spamuel and The Manvant break down the reveals from the LVO, the event proving once again that EVERY model is a Necromunda model.
Getting into the episode, we explore fauna L through X, from the sneak attacks of Lashworms, Necromundan giant rats and their Skaven cousins, eventually getting to Ur-Ghuls and the dreams of daemon kings in Mortis.
Discovery Vox is your number one source of the honest to God-Emperor truth about the Flora and Fauna of the underhive.
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1 hr 46 min
February 03, 2024 Episode 13 - The Aranthian Succession. Book 3 - The Ruins Of Jardlan.
I don't want you digging too deep into this, but I think there is something in the dark...
Welcome back scummer, it's been a hell of a ride.
What started off as a simple attempt at murder-cyborging old Gerontius has really turned into a whole thing, hasn't it?
In this episode, the boys close off the Aranthian Succession with a bang, a scream, a Squat Holdfast minus the Squats and a Baneblade tow truck with a cup holder on every chair.
We get a few answers to questions we didn't even know we had asked, Spamuel gets his vindication (apparently), we theorise on the evolution of irradiated Genestealers and there's a lot of talk about goblins...
So take a seat, kick your feet up, ignore your co-workers and enjoy a hot cup of recaff, cause this is an episode you don't wanna miss a minute of.
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6 hr 43 min
February 03, 2024 Episode 12 - The Aranthian Succession. Book 2 - The Vaults Of Temenos.
Praise the God Emperor and pass the ammunition!
Hello again scummers!
The planet of Necromunda has been thrown through the loops this last few weeks, between all the cultists, mutants, nomad raids, armies of meatnecks, civil wars and even sieges!
But thankfully, things are finally starting to calm down...
In steps The Prophet of the Redemption!
Turning the pious and not so pious souls of Necromunda on their heads and leading a pilgrimage against not only the sinful and heretical, but against Imperial order itself.
From The Free State of Zep and the reformation of The Panpacific Empire, to a Spamuel theory on steampunk Necrons and kidnapped butlers. The Aranthian Succession is really keeping the dial turned up to 11.
So take a seat, pull up a pew, grab your book of hymnals and say a little prayer to your chosen saint, cause we are gonna get a little weird with this one.
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6 hr 21 min
February 03, 2024 Episode 11 - The Aranthian Succession. Book 1 - Cinderak Burning.
Is it getting dark in here, or is it just me?
Hello scummers!
The great wound has torn its way across the galaxy and chaos is reigning supreme, thankfully, chaos is what we do here on Necromunda.
In this absolute beast of an episode, the boys dive in to the first book of The Aranthian Succession, with the scene being set up for this campaign series and its game changing effects on the planet we know and love.
Learn about all the positives to civil war, theorise on the conversational abilities of Goliaths in monocles, see just how angry you can make a group of Merdena girls before they put you back in your place (with explosive results).

If you are heading out today and think, hey, I could really go for 7.5 hours of Necromunda talk, this is your lucky day.

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7 hr 31 min
February 03, 2024 Episode 10 - I don't like the chems, but the chems like me.
Hey there scummers!

In this episode, Spamuel and The Manvant take a look at some of the less than savoury recreational consumables available to you and your gangs at the local marketplace.

From magic potions that will give you gifts beyond those a mortal is able to handle, to tips and tricks on how to look cool in front of the juves, this episode has a few ideas for every prospective narco lord and lady!

So step on up, have a gander at the selection available at our fine establishment and please avoid making eye contact with any of The Timmytown Locos...

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1 hr 59 min