We’re doing a "Get to Know Lockie" special—because, honestly, who even is this guy? While Sare battles through a questionable hangover, Lockie takes center stage to share his journey from surf lifesaving to triathlon, reflecting on his early days in the sport, the challenges he’s faced, and what keeps him coming back for more.

Along the way, we dive into the latest AFL and NRL updates, debate the rise of German triathletes, and discuss why short course athletes are suddenly dominating long course events. Lockie also revisits some of his most questionable race-day fashion choices, including a tri-suit moment he’d probably rather forget. We wrap things up with highlights from 70.3 Geelong and some bold predictions for Ironman South Africa.

Tune in for laughs, questionable life choices, and a deep dive into the man the myth the legend that is Lockie Jones.

This week on The Unfunded Podcast, the crew takes on floods, fierce racing, and the fine art of not getting hit by cars. 🌊🏆 From the Devonport Oceania Championships to training disasters that would make even the toughest triathletes cry into their protein shakes, it’s been a week.

We chat race performances, the emotional rollercoaster of competing, and why triathlon still pays less than your average lemonade stand. (Seriously, why are we doing this again? 🤔) Plus, we spotlight an emerging female athlete who’s shaking up the scene and debate whether triathlon needs more indoor events or just better snacks.

Oh, and if you've ever had a car come a little too close while cycling, we’ve got some thoughts (and a strongly worded message for reckless drivers). Buckle up—it’s a wild one. 🎙️🚴‍♀️

Listen now for podium predictions, questionable financial decisions, and near-death experiences.

We kick things off with a tribute to triathlon legend Jenny Alcorn, who recently passed away. A massive influence on the sport (and on Lockie’s career), her impact won’t be forgotten.

Then, in true Unfunded fashion, we go from heartfelt to hardcore, covering our training updates, upcoming Aussie Champs, and Sarah’s Couch to 10K challenge—which she signed up for willingly but now deeply regrets.

We also take a deep dive into Hyrox, the latest fitness craze that’s basically CrossFit’s chaotic cousin—a grueling mix of running and strength exercises that sounds like pure pain. Naturally, the boys are keen.

Oh, and doping scandals are back on the menu as we unpack the recent case involving triathlete Imogen Simmonds—who blamed her positive test on intimate relations with her partner. Yep, you read that right. We break down her excuse, and whether this is the wildest doping defence we’ve ever heard.

All that, plus a look at recent Ironman races, emerging talents, and more bad decisions in the name of fitness.

We’re making history, folks—Unfunded has its first-ever guest! And not just any guest—Brayden Mercer, fresh off a shocking and well-earned 2nd place finish at the World Cup in Napier!

As a bit of an underdog, Brayden takes us inside his Napier race madness—what got him through, what fuels his fire, and how it feels to almost win but definitely flex on the rest of the field.

Meanwhile, footy is back (and you know we have thoughts), Lleyton got drug tested in Malaysia, and for some very suspicious reason, both boys have now been drug tested since starting the pod. Coincidence? Surely. 

Oh, and Lockie lost a bet on Napier, which means he had to wear a very special tri-suit—one once owned by the GOAT of triathlon himself. Whether it gave him superpowers or just a very snug fit is still up for debate.

We cover everything from a Lycra-fueled bet to Valentine's Day antics, all while diving deep into the world of endurance sports. We break down upcoming races, the impact of Nedd Brockman’s documentary, and the growing influence of social media personalities in triathlon. The conversation explores the rise of quick-fix training programs, the challenges pro athletes face in an influencer-driven era, and the evolving landscape of sports coaching. Plus, we analyze recent triathlon races, critique commentary styles, spotlight emerging talents, and share predictions for the season ahead.

Racing is back, and so is the drama! The boys break down the excitement of the season opener, their (questionable) Valentine’s Day plans, and what it’s like being a triathlete featured in a Super Bowl commercial. They dive into hot topics within the sport, including the ongoing debate around transgender athletes in triathlon, the balance between community and professionalism, and how the sport continues to evolve. Plus, they analyse the upcoming Abu Dhabi race, make bold predictions for the men’s and women’s fields, and debate whether running is changing the game in triathlon.

We're pull back the curtain on life as unfunded triathletes—the struggles, the hustle, and bold predictions for the 2025 season. We break down how off-season training in triathlon compares to other sports, share some wild stories about party culture among athletes, and call out the sport’s need for better visibility (because let’s be honest, the commentary could use some serious energy). They also dive into the current state of triathlon broadcasting, explore whether betting markets could make the sport more exciting, and debate how drama and storytelling could bring in more fans. Plus, we lay out our personal goals, pick our breakout athletes to watch, and set expectations for the upcoming World Series events.

Another two athletes with a podcast? Yep. Plus one Sarah. But unlike the swim leg, we promise not to lose you in the first five minutes.

In our debut episode of The Unfunded, we break down the chaos, controversy, and clutch moments of 2024. From doping dramas to Olympic selection scandals to finish-line beefs that made Twitter implode—nothing is off-limits.

We’ll also celebrate the best of the best: our standout performances and the athletes who kept us on the edge of our carbon-plated shoes.

Strap in, aero tuck, and get ready for unfiltered triathlon talk with just the right amount of chaos.