Bunch of nonsense as usual just rambling like a bunch a fools

The Mystery Cooler has returned better than ever as we try to find the best rum. The never ending saga of Nicole not showing up per the usual. Patrick`s unfortunate ordering experience do to user error.

Storms really mess things up

MRE's take a long time to eat. Mic control still eludes the podcast for some reason. AND, Nicole suspiciously did not show up after guaranteeing she would show up? Hmmmmmmm........

You got it: Peyton is back! Peyton rates the Phillies' ball girl. Patrick got scammed online and by family. Why are driver's licenses so hard to get in Delaware? And for the love of it all! Please do not spell John as "Jon"!

Aaaah yes! We're playing visual games on an audio podcast! We have animal sounds. We also tap into our inner-world explorer while being plagued by obnoxious sniffles. And no Nicole.

On this segment: Legos - Overpriced? Odd street names. Odder town names. Puppy breath. Sherlyn hijacks the TV. Patrick reads. Bret has a historic bathroom experience and receives an apology.

WE'RE DOING IT! We picked five competitors in Elkton, MD to see who had the best burger! Bret and Patrick (aka Jeremiah Yoder & Patty-Ice) get blindfolded and go to work! As an added bonus: their burger pick-ups did not go smoothly.

Wow, we have a doozy! Bret brings his exquisite baseball bat. Patrick brings his saggy heart balloon and it pops! (Check our video on youtube, twitter or instagram) Bret and Patrick recite their devotion to cylindrical objects. And we can finally blackmail Nicole to be on our next podcast!!!!!!!!

Bret and Patrick are competing for a Phillies' Ball Girl's heart. They are also much bolder when she's not around. Nicole actually showed up for the game, but left when we mentioned podcast attendance.