An unexpected guest - James is BACK! Are scissors dangerous? We brainstorm some merch ideas for the show. MREs. Bret's dad calls, but Bret doesn't let us talk to him. James hates sports. HUFFIN IT!

Dog meat anyone? (We nominate Nicole's dog, he's lived a full life.) Why doesn't Austin answer our calls? What show makes Patrick cry? Does Patrick dress up as other people and take pictures, so we think he has friends? Plus, John from Liverpool messages in.

Today, the guys talk about Pennsylvania, have a mystery cooler, and begin their master plan against Nicole.

Today, the guys unexpectedly build a mystery item. Hear the master carpenter's at work! Only if Nicole were here to add commentary.

Ladies and gents, we have been trying for 8 months to get Demetri, and he has entered the hallway! We had one rule for him. Just one. Yep, he couldn't even do that right. Thanks Meech!

Oh no one can tell a story like a phonics book from 1978!

Oh yes, the phonics keep coming!

Learning phonics is so much fun. Would the podcast be better if Bret and Patrick were more responsible? Yep. But they would rather play and then yell at the sound guy for making a dumb podcast. Don't worry, I'll take Patrick home.

OOOH MY!!! Demetri has entered the building! And then went ouside. We don't need Nicole! But we did need a story! Thanks sound guy!

You read it right! Someone from England decided to message us - so we honored him with 1 hour and 20 minutes of showtime! Our new found British friend gives us insight into Liverpool, taking more than one retirement, how to spend a million dollars, and teaching Patrick to make a napkin rose!