Darth, Reece and Nathan return to discuss staying up late to watch pre-season, striker targets and much more

Darth and Nathan alone this week and Darth is bloody furious

Here they are back again, Darth, Reece and Nathan talk where they back been, how bad United were and go through the entire squad to play keep, sell or loan.

Darth is tired from exercise, Nathan isn't tired and Reece is tired from playing Crime Scene Cleaner.

Erik is in trouble and decisions need to be made, Casemiro is struggling and everything generally is terrible.

Transfer talk time with Darth, Reece and Nathan. They talk Zirkzee, Yoro and the possibility of more.

Reece keeps cool via cans on his balls and Darth has some hot takes.

Reece, Darth and Nathan are back again after a their sadness has worn off, who should our new left back be? Amongst every single other position the club needs!

Hot off the win against Liverpool in the FA Cup final, Darth is back not playing football manager, Nathan wants to talk about Swansea City and Reece still has hesitations over Erik Ten Hag staying on.

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Nathan is back!

This time the crew talk our lovely manager and his style of play, Reece brings the odds with a betting list of who could be next if Erik goes and Darth plays football manager in a loud room.

Reece and Darth combine to be very rude to absent Nathan, Hojlund can't stop scoring (but is now injured), Jim is in and United have top 4 sort of in their sights.

Back from the dungeon of United Depression come Nathan, Reece and Darth to name all the right wingers, strikers and midfielders that United need desperately!!