The United States of Gerontocracy - Dumpster Fire 120

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0:00 - Introduction 1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real 12:06 - RIP 13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple 21:01 - Weather 21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed 23:55 - Sprained My Eyes 27:59 - Beyond Parody 30:30 - Dumpster Diving 33:17 - Breaking Bridget 41:53 - Phetasy News 44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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