Persevering through various technical problems, Alan is joined by Tayo and Ian, to look back at the 2000/01 season. Plus the first instalment of 'The Tuesday Book Club' featuring Dennis Bergkamp's 'Stillness and Speed'. Starring Alan Davies, Tayo Popoola and Ian Stone. Produced by Jay Beale.
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The Universal Language of Masturbation

Alan Davies presents a weekly podcast primarily concerned with all things Arsenal FC but with a wide-ranging remit to consider all football, sport and life as we know it. Particular attention will be paid to things we know nothing about.

Alan will be joined each week by two selected members from a squad of seasoned middle-aged podcast contributors:

Tayo Popoola, Damian Harris, Oliver Scott, Ian Stone and Keith ‘el Presidente’ Dover will all turn up from time to time.

Many anecdotes will be repeated ad nauseam.

Comedy

Sports

The Tuesday Club returns for its third and final instalment this season.

Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Keith Dover to reflect on the what ifs and maybes of Arsenal’s 23/24 campaign. 

Plus - intense Spaniards, Danny Dyer impersonators, super-dogs, and the Chamakh years. 
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What ifs and maybes

The Tuesday Club returns for its second installment this season. 

Alan is joined by Damian Harris and Keith Dover to talk over-celebrating, impending doom and Arsenal's brilliant victory over Liverpool. 
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Celebrate goood times

After a year and a half, Alan is joined by Damian and Keith to catch up on last season, and talk about the strong start to this campaign. 

Plus, Keith goes to the theatre to watch an amateur production, more Sheringham tales and a game of who said it, Mikel Arteta or General Franco? 
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Stockley Park puts up a Christmas tree

Alan is joined by Tayo, Damian, Ian and Keith for the end of season awards show. Including, Goal of the Season, Morris Dancer of the Year and the Nelson Vivas Award. Starring Alan Davies, Tayo Popoola, Damian Harris, Ian Stone and Keith Dover. Produced by Jay Beale.
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Keith Dover Forever

Alan is joined by Keith and Damian to talk about Arsenal's 2-1 victories over West Ham and Leeds. Plus, Keith’s parallel paranoid universe, the pit crew intervention and a look ahead to Thursday's NLD at the Armitage Shanks Arena. Starring Alan Davies, Damian Harris and Keith Dover.Produced by Jay Beale.
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The Universal Language of Masturbation

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