The Unwanted Epilogue

Our best Star Trek episode since the last Star Trek episode is here! We watched the TNG Star Trek movie with the purple space bazooka this time. The one where Jonathan Frakes (NUMBER 1) was dutifully oiled up immediately before acting AND directing. It was moderately more entertaining than any given Star Trek Voyager episode, so by general entertainment standards, it was a depressing slog.

Here at the Unwanted Epilogue, we wear our love for Star Trek on our ill-fitting uniformed sleeves, but even we find it difficult to look for things to love in this feature length TNG film where Data loses his mind and gets kinda nutty with it (for the 80th time), Warf fires a purple space bazooka at CGI drones and goes through puberty, and Picard experiences true love in a single moment while watching some lady get pummeled to death by falling rocks. I guess what we're trying to say is it was better than the Game of Thrones finale.

Our best Star Trek episode since the last Star Trek episode is here! We watched the TNG Star Trek movie with the purple space bazooka this time. The one where Jonathan Frakes (NUMBER 1) was dutifully oiled up immediately before acting AND directing. It was moderately more entertaining than any given Star Trek Voyager episode, so by general entertainment standards, it was a depressing slog.

Here at the Unwanted Epilogue, we wear our love for Star Trek on our ill-fitting uniformed sleeves, but even we find it difficult to look for things to love in this feature length TNG film where Data loses his mind and gets kinda nutty with it (for the 80th time), Warf fires a purple space bazooka at CGI drones and goes through puberty, and Picard experiences true love in a single moment while watching some lady get pummeled to death by falling rocks. I guess what we're trying to say is it was better than the Game of Thrones finale.

The Unwanted Epilogue crew returns after a brief haitus caused by having to attend rehab for doing too many of the fictional drugs from Law & Order: SVU. Everyone is fine and our families couldn't be happier that we're back on the right track, doing this podcast full time instead of going to our regular jobs.

This time, the crew closely examined the 2012 disaster film that was based on the entirely true story of a definitely real naval engagement in the early 2000s where the US Navy faced off against crashed alien fighters in a pitched battle that strangely resembled a 1-to-1 translation of the Hasbro boardgame, Battleship.

This and many more topics are avoided entirely in this return to form by the idiots who may or may not have watched this movie.

The Unwanted Epilogue crew returns after a brief haitus caused by having to attend rehab for doing too many of the fictional drugs from Law & Order: SVU. Everyone is fine and our families couldn't be happier that we're back on the right track, doing this podcast full time instead of going to our regular jobs.

This time, the crew closely examined the 2012 disaster film that was based on the entirely true story of a definitely real naval engagement in the early 2000s where the US Navy faced off against crashed alien fighters in a pitched battle that strangely resembled a 1-to-1 translation of the Hasbro boardgame, Battleship.

This and many more topics are avoided entirely in this return to form by the idiots who may or may not have watched this movie.

The crew talks about the Star Trek film that killed the franchise for awhile. Not the one with the purple space bazooka. Not the one where Picard meets fat Kirk on a rock planet because of time travel. Not the one where Picard murders a crew mate that gets infected by the borg even though he knows for a fact that people can be cured of borgism (he was once a borg and then he got better because of a vision board Warf helped him make.)

This is also Tom Hardy's first film and the one he will be most fondly remembered for other than Venom (which is a timeless classic.) In it, he plays Dr. Evil. No, seriously. He is just straight up doing a Dr. Evil from Austin Powers impression. Probably worth watching just for that.

In this episode about Star Trek: Nemesis, we talk Cardi B, our love for all things Trek (except these fucking TNG movies), and how many dongs some of the aliens have. I think we also talked about the movie we watched this time. Whatever. I hope they get all the old cast back together and make a 3 hour action movie where Picard has to do xenocide on some ugly aliens because they want to eat all the women on Risa or some other stupid shit.

The crew talks about the Star Trek film that killed the franchise for awhile. Not the one with the purple space bazooka. Not the one where Picard meets fat Kirk on a rock planet because of time travel. Not the one where Picard murders a crew mate that gets infected by the borg even though he knows for a fact that people can be cured of borgism (he was once a borg and then he got better because of a vision board Warf helped him make.)

This is also Tom Hardy's first film and the one he will be most fondly remembered for other than Venom (which is a timeless classic.) In it, he plays Dr. Evil. No, seriously. He is just straight up doing a Dr. Evil from Austin Powers impression. Probably worth watching just for that.

In this episode about Star Trek: Nemesis, we talk Cardi B, our love for all things Trek (except these fucking TNG movies), and how many dongs some of the aliens have. I think we also talked about the movie we watched this time. Whatever. I hope they get all the old cast back together and make a 3 hour action movie where Picard has to do xenocide on some ugly aliens because they want to eat all the women on Risa or some other stupid shit.

After a long, ayahuasca induced hiatus, the crew returns to the scene with a surprise: we watched a good movie that everyone liked! Find themselves in dire need of a break after the onslaught of garbage they normally subject themselves to, they opted for a comedy that was so good, Roger Ebert gave it one whole star! We discuss that, why everyone on earth should have their own theme music, and MORE on the latest Unwanted Epilogue.

After a long, ayahuasca induced hiatus, the crew returns to the scene with a surprise: we watched a good movie that everyone liked! Find themselves in dire need of a break after the onslaught of garbage they normally subject themselves to, they opted for a comedy that was so good, Roger Ebert gave it one whole star! We discuss that, why everyone on earth should have their own theme music, and MORE on the latest Unwanted Epilogue.

Part 2 of our series documenting the worst Horror sequels:

Once in a generation, a film comes along and teaches us all that it's okay to be weird. Diary of the Dead is not that film. You might say the unwanted epilogue "found" some footage of a "zombie apocalypse" if you were being generous. If you were not being generous, the gang gathered around the PS4 and tried to watch George A. Romero's first-person youtube video he forgot to upload before he died (it was a year ago so we can say this joke).

He also forgot to hire actors, write a script, hire Tom Savini to do the zombie make-up, and take his medication on the day of filming, but somehow this movie made it to blu-ray. Somehow, we also bought it. We don't remember doing that, but that isn't really special or notable. We own six copies of Minions because one of us loves the little bastard that says 'banana' and none of us possess object permenence.

Part 2 of our series documenting the worst Horror sequels:

Once in a generation, a film comes along and teaches us all that it's okay to be weird. Diary of the Dead is not that film. You might say the unwanted epilogue "found" some footage of a "zombie apocalypse" if you were being generous. If you were not being generous, the gang gathered around the PS4 and tried to watch George A. Romero's first-person youtube video he forgot to upload before he died (it was a year ago so we can say this joke).

He also forgot to hire actors, write a script, hire Tom Savini to do the zombie make-up, and take his medication on the day of filming, but somehow this movie made it to blu-ray. Somehow, we also bought it. We don't remember doing that, but that isn't really special or notable. We own six copies of Minions because one of us loves the little bastard that says 'banana' and none of us possess object permenence.