Matt and Grant are back breaking down all things college football, from the chaos of conference realignment to the early-season storylines that already have us fired up. We roll out our very first helmet bet of the season and, of course, crown this week’s Coward of the Week.

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(04:00) Coward of the Week

(25:00) College Football Talk

(51:00) Helmet Bet

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Grant and Matt are back diving into the wild week in sports — breaking down Michael Porter Jr.’s ups and downs, Tottenham’s Super Cup drama mixed with the ugly racism aimed at Mathys Tel, and a full-on rant session about Michigan’s NCAA sanctions. They close it out by asking why Louisville basketball should take their fight to the courts, before wrapping with their signature Gambling 3, locking in the weekend’s best plays.

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(03:31) MPJ Podcast Answers

(10:43) Tottenham Super Cup Breakdown/Mathys Tel Racism Drama

(20:13) Michigan/NCAA Cowards of the week

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EMERGENCY POD: Matt and Grant unpack the shocking UFC–Paramount deal and its impact on the sport, dive into the bizarre Shohei Ohtani real estate scandal, and call out the hits and misses in the preseason AP poll. Plus, they untangle the wild story behind John Mateer’s Venmo receipts that has the group chat in absolute chaos.

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(00:20) UFC Talk (26:15) John Mateer Venmo

(39:36) Shohei Real Estate Scandal(44:44) Preseason AP Poll Breakdown

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Matt and Grant break down their Heisman hopefuls and dive into some all-around college football chatter, share thoughts on Victor Oladipo and the Pacers, and unpack ESPN’s historic decline. They wrap it all up with this week’s edition of Cowards of the Week.

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Matt and Grant break down their Mt. Rushmore of best gameday traditions—some iconic, some underrated. They reflect on the emotional departure of Son Heung-min from Tottenham and what it means to say goodbye to a legend. Then it’s on to the Speedway Classic fiasco and why it was an all-time disaster. Finally, they unpack the bizarre and chaotic WNBA dildo debacle you truly have to hear to believe.

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(02:00) Mt. Rushmore

(30:00) Son Send Off from Tottenham

(55:00) Speedway Classic

(01:07:00) WNBA Talk

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Matt and Grant drop their picks for the U.S. Ryder Cup team and break down what makes Bethpage Black such an iconic (and brutal) course. They roast Bleacher Report’s laughable Top 100 NBA players of all time and wrap up with the always-petty Cowards of the Week.

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(12:22) Matt and Grants Ryder Cup Picks

(40:52) Ryder Cup/Bethpage Black discussion

(01:02:00) Coward of the Week

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Matt & Grant dive into their Mt. Rushmore of all-time favorite Louisville basketball players, break down the latest practice buzz, and wrap things up with Coward of the Week and why it's the New York Giants.

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(04:00) Mt Rushmore

(40:00) Louisville Basketball Breakdown

(58:00) UFL Football in Kentucky

(01:08:00) Coward of the Week

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We build our Mt. Rushmore of the best 30 for 30s, recap The Ville's TBT run (with some Wayne Blackshear nostalgia), react to Dustin Poirier’s under-covered retirement fight, and dive into Scottie Scheffler's Open win and what’s next for golf’s quiet king.Time Stamps:

(5:30) Mt. Rushmore

(43:00) TBT and The Ville

(01:04:00) Dustin vs Max Retirement Fight

(01:10:00) Scotties Future afte Open Glory

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Party decks and playoff dreams! We break down what Louisville needs to crash the CFP, Ron English’s rising pressure, Indiana ducking Virginia, and the Mt. Rushmore of worst college traditions. Plus: future conference champ bets for 2025-26—lock 'em or laugh at 'em.

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(13:00) Mt. Rushmore

(43:00) UL Football

(01:15:00) CFB Conference Futures

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We draft the Mount Rushmore of funniest CFB names (yes, General Booty made it), praise Pat Kelsey’s electric culture shift, and break down UofL hoops practice like it's the Final Four, and give out our Gambling 3—winners only (allegedly).Time Stamps:

(13:00) Mt. Rushmore

(29:00) Louisville Basketball Talk

(01:10:00) Gambling 3

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