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  • I ATE GLUE STICKS!! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep77

    📣 This week, the boys get stuck into a very suspicious-looking terrorist plot at RAF Fairford, conspiracy theories, international spies, and the increasingly blurry line between security and control.


    Then things take a much stranger turn as Chunk, Jak & Sharpy discuss getting silver grills, bizarre dreams, excessive caffeine and the "Glue stick Incident"


    Elsewhere, the gang talk about cheap sweets, 90s nostalgia, train stations, ridiculous public transport ideas, and whether trains should just slow down enough for people to jump on and off!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


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    00:00 - RAF Fairford, Terrorist Plots & Conspiracy Theories

    05:00 - International Spies, Bombs & The Suspicious Farmer

    10:00 - Terrorism, Conspiracy Theories & "Four Lions"

    15:00 - Silver Grills & The Weirdest Dream Ever

    20:00 - Eating Glue Sticks in Your Dreams

    25:00 - New Podcasts, Emo Nights & Getting Old

    30:00 - 90s Sweets, Cheap Chocolate & Nostalgia

    35:00 - The World's Most Dangerous Train Station

    40:00 - Planetary Playlist: The Perfect Beer Tap Sound

    45:00 - Creature Feature: The Glass Pixie

    50:00 - Nuclear Bombs, Magic Pixies & The End of the Show

    55:00 - The Utopia Project Live Show & Patreon

    57:19 - End Credits

    58 min
  • FOR I THE BADGER: I MADE THE SINGER QUIT HIS OWN BAND!! - S09 Ep76

    📣 This week the boys are joined by Stu from For I The Badger to build his ultimate utopian planet!


    they kick things off talking music, punk vocals, The Prodigy, Idles, live gigs, grassroots music and the joy of making music simply because you love doing it. They also explore the strange world of band names, music festivals and why supporting small local venues could be the key to keeping live music alive.


    After a good chinwag, the gang crack on with planet building where Stu cooks up a place where debt doesn't exist and stone cold steve austin keeps thing is check!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


    💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥

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    00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project & For The Badger

    04:00 – The Prodigy, Punk & Making Covers

    09:00 – Music Festivals, Boomtown & Musical Diversity

    14:00 – Starting For I The Badger & Finding Your Own Sound

    19:00 – The Grassroots Music Community

    20:55 – Building The Home of the Badgers

    26:20 – The Badger Planet Flag

    28:48 – The National Anthem, Therapy Tracks & The Dambusters

    33:00 – The Haka, Battle Cries & The Badger Hacker

    36:34 – Subscribe, Follow & Support The Utopia Project

    37:38 – The National Dish: Why Fruit Is Underrated

    43:00 – Fruit, Vegetables & The Great Banana Debate

    48:00 – Coca-Cola, Guinness & The Ultimate Planetary Drink

    53:00 – Guinness Culture, Bowling & Being a Proper Bloke

    56:40 – The Laws of The Home of the Badgers

    01:02:00 – Money, Debt, Interest & The Utopian Economy

    01:05:20 – National Service for Grassroots Music

    01:08:00 – Patreon & Supporting The Utopia Project

    01:09:43 – The Stone Cold Steve Austin Wizard

    01:12:00 – GTA, AI & The End of GTA V

    01:14:00 – Why Games Aren't As Easy To Get Into Anymore

    01:15:30 – The Ultimate Utopian Music Festival

    01:18:20 – The Ambient Mountain Range

    01:21:00 – The Home of the Badgers: Planet Recap

    01:22:35 – THREE NUKES: Destroying The Utopia

    01:25:00 – For The Badger, Charity & Final Thoughts

    01:26:40 – Where To Find For The Badger

    01:27:00 – Subscribe, Follow & Support The Podcast

    01:28:40 – Welcome to Utopia

    1 hr 30 min
  • I CRASHED MY EXPENSIVE BIKE!! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep75

    📣 This week, the boys are back in the studio with Coope standing in for Voorny, to ponder the perfect planet, but before they get to building Utopia there was plenty to discuss;


    Expensive bike crashes, hardcore dancing, tiny Nokia phones, Babe Station, Steve Coogan, David Mitchell & The Gentlemen.


    After that, the boys take to finding the best thing to make you do a double take, Find out everything there is to know about "Beeswax Steve" and decided on some very important gardening laws!


    And of course an announcement of some VERY important Utopian News!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


    💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥

    📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣


    SUPPORT THE SHOW!:

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    00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project

    03:00 The £3,800 Bike Crash

    06:20 Tiny Nokia Phones & Babe Station

    10:20 Steve Coogan, Legends & The Lego Movie Face

    15:50 Ludwig, The Gentlemen & TV Recommendations

    19:00 Liberty Slice Co – Our Sponsor

    19:55 Double Take – What Would Make You Look Twice?

    24:00 The Jet-Powered Camper Van

    27:45 Local Legends – Beeswax Steve

    32:00 Beeswax Steve Becomes an Arsonist

    35:50 Support The Utopia Project on Patreon

    37:45 Law of the Land – Gardening Laws

    42:00 Why Gardening Tools Need To Be Longer

    46:10 That's A Wrap!

    47:00 The Big Utopia Project Live Show Announcement

    50:20 Welcome to Utopia

    52 min
  • STU FREESTONE: I WAS AN 888 POKER ACTOR! - S09 Ep72

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by guest co-host; Coope and on the couch they havej spoken word poet, author and professional cheese enthusiast; Stu Freestone to build his perfect planet.


    Stu takes the gang on a journey from acting and accidentally landing TV adverts on his road to spoken word poetry, his new book The Lights That Blur Between, touring the UK and why writing became such an important way of processing life, grief and mental health.


    Then, as usual, it's on to planet building, where there's a national anthem that gets progressively louder, a flag that is actually a never-ending Catchphrase puzzle, and a full-blown cheese war cry.


    The most gloriously ridiculous planet centered around cheese and good vibes!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


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    00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

    02:17 - How Stu Freestone Became a Spoken Word Poet

    04:10 - From Working in a Café to TV Adverts

    06:34 - Selling Your Soul to Advertising

    08:05 - The Reality of Auditioning for Adverts

    10:36 - Saying the Same Line 300 Times

    12:40 - The 888 Poker Advert

    14:08 - Wearing the Director's Fleece

    16:12 - "I Want a Nut Flush"

    17:38 - Stu's Love of Cheese

    19:27 - Our Pizza Sponsor

    20:23 - The Lights That Blur Between

    22:04 - Poetry, Grief, Mental Health & Resilience

    25:20 - "I Believe in You"

    26:07 - The Book Launch in York

    28:23 - Performing in Front of a Live Audience

    30:18 - The Cheese Monger Battle Rap

    32:08 - Rind Over Reason

    34:13 - An Unplanned Striptease

    34:51 - Stu's Spoken Word Tour

    37:07 - How Do You Write a Book?

    38:47 - Subscribe, Like & Follow The Utopia Project

    39:52 - Let's Build Stu's Perfect Planet

    40:00 - The Cheese Planet Gets Its Name

    42:55 - The World's Weirdest Planetary Flag

    46:49 - The Monty Python National Anthem

    49:29 - The Cheese Planet's War Cry

    53:38 - Cheese on Toast for Everyone

    56:05 - How to Learn to Like Blue Cheese

    59:52 - The World's Most Pungent Cheese

    01:03:39 - Maggot-Infested Cheese

    01:07:14 - What Counts as a Delicacy?

    01:08:14 - The Planet's Drinks: Bloody Marys & Nesquik

    01:10:20 - Welsh Rarebit & The Milk Obsession

    01:13:34 - The Most Unhinged Nesquik Idea Yet

    01:15:04 - Patreon & How to Support the Podcast

    01:16:58 - The Go Left Revolution

    01:18:26 - No More Clapping When Planes Land

    01:23:12 - Brian Blessed & Bob Mortimer Run the Planet

    01:28:25 - The Great Shush: A Day of Silence

    01:32:50 - The Planet's National Treasure

    01:34:02 - The 3,500-Year-Old Cheese Oracle

    01:39:33 - Stu's Complete Cheese Planet

    01:40:50 - What Are You Going to Do With All the Swans?

    01:43:36 - Find Stew Freestone & His Spoken Word Tour

    01:44:31 - Subscribe to The Utopia Project

    01:45:49 - Outro

    1 hr 48 min
  • ALMOST WON £450?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep73

    📣 This week the boys talk about their recent visit to Boston United FC, Losing lots of money gambling and obviously..... becoming Fan men!


    After storytime, the boys ponder where Sharpy should go for his next solo holiday & Jak has a rant at his own brain!


    Follow this up with finding out what a "Beef Stain" is, who can become Utopia's pest controller and create a way to monetize food poisoning...


    What else were you expecting?!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


    💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥

    📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣


    SUPPORT THE SHOW!:

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    👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny


    Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co.

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    00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project & Football Hospitality

    05:00 – The Family Football Tradition & Questionable Food

    10:00 – Football Kits, Merch & Looking Like The Manager

    15:00 – The £450 Raffle Win That Nearly Happened

    17:07 – Liberty Slice Co – Authentic New York Pizza

    18:02 – Holiday Plans, Work & The Bradford Score

    20:00 – Where Should We Go on Holiday?

    23:00 – Theme Parks, Flying Lessons & Adventure Ideas

    25:00 – Paragliding Without a Licence?!

    27:00 – Why Does My Brain Remember Useless Things?

    30:00 – Risky Business: Twinkle Tums

    35:00 – Twinkle Tums Takes a Very Dark Turn

    38:00 – Thunderdome: Who Makes the Best Pest Controller?

    40:00 – Eddie Murphy's Doctor Dolittle vs The Rats

    44:59 – Support The Utopia Project on Patreon

    46:53 – Word on the Street: "Beef Stain"

    48:00 – The Worst Possible Beef Stain Story

    50:30 – Final Scores, Outro & Welcome to Utopia

    53 min
  • STEVEN HADDOCK: ROADWORKS ARE THE BAIN OF MY LIFE! - S09 Ep72

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are joined by photographer, artist and musician and all-round creative maverick Steven Haddock


    The gang chat photography, music, punk bands, the Lincoln creative scene, making a living from art, why you sometimes have to fail repeatedly before anything works, and why working a normal job just isn't for creative people.


    After this, Steven dreamt up his perfect planet, Dubbed "HELL-0" where the nokia tunes echo far through the mountains, Roadworkers are hunted like animals, and hash browns cure every ailment!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


    💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥

    📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣


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    00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project & Meet Steven Haddock

    05:00 - From Punk Shows to Wedding Photography

    10:00 - The Lincoln Music & Creative Scene

    15:00 - Why Creative People Don't Make Normal Jobs

    19:35 - Building Steven's Perfect Planet Begins

    20:35 - Welcome to HELL-0

    22:25 - The Planet Nobody Wants to Instagram

    26:05 - HELL-0's Flag: Skulls, Flames & Boobs

    28:10 - The National Anthem Is Classic Nokia Ringtones

    33:40 - Steven's Flag Is Actually a Greetings Card

    34:25 - The Bali Gecko Battle Cry

    37:00 - Subscribe, Follow & Support The Podcast

    38:05 - Hash Browns Become the National Dish

    43:00 - The World's Most Horrible Golden Clown Jewellery

    47:30 - HELL-0's Laws: No Roads & No Road Workers

    51:00 - The Great Traffic Cone Heist

    54:15 - Meet HELL-0's Ambassadors

    57:00 - Eric Cantona, Flying Kicks & Road Worker Enforcement

    1:00:15 - Get Early Access on Patreon

    1:02:05 - A Year On, A Year Off: HELL-0's Work-Life Balance

    1:07:30 - HELL-0's National Treasure: Live Amp Feedback

    1:11:00 - The Complete HELL-0 Planet Recap

    1:12:40 - Steven's Planet Gets a Horrible Scenario

    1:14:50 - Find Steven's Photography, Art & Bands

    1:16:00 - Follow, Subscribe & Support The Utopia Project

    1:17:20 - Welcome to Utopia

    1 hr 18 min
  • WAS I SPIKED OR JUST DRUNK?! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep71

    📣 This week on the show, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy recall recent events as they attended a gig that ended up completely sideways after some interesting and concerning events!


    After a very thorough debrief, involving abandoned cabs, multiple bodily fluids and some pranking tactics from Jak, the boys embark on building Utopia where they explore new sounds for pedestrian crossings, new creatures by the name of "Sleepy Rotters" & some alternative options for nightclubs!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


    💥NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY & SUNDAY!💥

    📣EARLY ACCESS TO UNCUT & UNCENSORED EPISODES ON PATREON!📣


    SUPPORT THE SHOW!:

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    👾 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb


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    👨🏼‍🦳https://www.instagram.com/voorny


    Sponsored By Liberty Slice Co.

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    00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

    00:28 - The night out that went very wrong

    05:01 - Too many drinks and leaving Chunk behind

    08:05 - Chunk realises he's absolutely hammered

    10:15 - The walk home turns into a nightmare

    12:04 - "Something's not right" — was Chunk spiked?

    14:20 - Getting home with no idea what time it is

    16:07 - Naked, crying and completely defeated

    16:46 - The suspicious man at the bar

    19:10 - The mysterious drink and the spiking theory

    21:09 - Five pints, five shots and the morning after

    22:14 - The final indignity: Chunk pissed himself

    24:05 - The night out gets even more chaotic

    26:03 - Liberty Slice Co. sponsor

    26:59 - Alternative Options: How do we fix nightclubs?

    28:16 - Nightclubs become day clubs

    30:07 - The introvert-friendly day club

    31:10 - Day clubs, social distancing and friendly security

    32:37 - Planetary Playlist: Pedestrian crossings

    33:10 - What should a pedestrian crossing sound like?

    35:28 - Turning pedestrian crossings into adverts

    36:36 - The Whopper pedestrian crossing

    38:17 - Patreon: Support The Utopia Project

    40:11 - Creature Feature: The Sleeping Rotter

    41:12 - The creature that wakes up for crisps

    42:29 - The Great Bomb of Milton Keynes

    43:16 - Radioactive bedbugs and the Sleeping Rotters

    44:25 - The terrifying history of the Sleeping Rotter

    45:17 - Utopia has a serious bomb problem

    46:27 - Three games, three points and no actual utopia

    47:09 - Stay away from radiation and subscribe

    47:51 - Follow us, merch, Discord & Patreon

    48:10 - Drop bass, not bombs

    48:37 - Welcome to Utopia

    49:03 - The end

    50 min
  • VEIL OF EMBERS: I FORGET THE LYRICS I WROTE! - S09 Ep70

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, we're joined by Kyle and Scott from the metalcore band Veil of Embers to build their perfect planet with a classic manic game of "Planet Wars"


    The lads talk about gigs, songwriting, changing lyrics at the worst possible moment, band arguments and what it's actually like trying to get a metal band off the ground.


    There's some "over here" A hand crafted dinosaur flag, Linkin Park, Big Shaq, Liberty Slice, James May, kebabs, Board Games, Pepsi Max, a screwdriver lost in the River Thames, Coca-Cola, Peroni, Michael Palin, board games, and a brand new annual tradition involving everyone giving Scott a tenner!


    All of the above lovingly crescendoed into solving the problem of wasps in your pants!


    Classic times, crazy days!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


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    00:00 – Welcome to The Utopia Project

    04:00 – Playing metal gigs, the metal scene & getting more shows

    09:00 – Band drama, songwriting & changing lyrics at the last minute

    14:00 – Liberty Slice & building the perfect planet

    16:00 – Nottingham vs Over Here: naming the planets

    20:00 – Designing the world's worst/best flag

    24:00 – Linkin Park, Chester Bennington & the new era

    29:00 – Tequila becomes the national anthem

    34:00 – Man's Not Hot vs Jurassic Park: the ultimate battle cry

    38:00 – National food: pizza, kebabs & the perfect late-night meal

    40:00 – The great kebab argument

    46:00 – Pepsi Max vs Coca-Cola

    50:00 – The best beer ever: a litre of Peroni in Rome

    54:00 – Guinness, giant beers & drinking stories

    58:00 – The laws of Utopia: paying bands & banning loud phone conversations

    1:03:00 – Choosing the perfect planetary ambassador

    1:09:00 – Patreon, early access & supporting The Utopia Project

    1:11:00 – Utopia's annual traditions: a day off & National Tenner-Day

    1:17:00 – National treasure: board games vs a screwdriver lost in the Thames

    1:24:00 – The final planet revealed & the scores

    1:26:00 – Scenario Cup: yellow jackets in your pants

    1:28:00 – Where to find Veil of Embers

    1:30:00 – Subscribe, Patreon, merch & the final goodbye

    1 hr 33 min
  • THE RICH GET SPACE CLUBS & MECHSUITS! - The Utopia Project - S09 Ep69

    📣 This week on The Utopia Project, the boys are back with another completely normal episode... starting with a trip to the Cotswolds that that ends with £150 salt shakers, overpriced pasta, Diddly Squat Farm, Blenheim Palace and the realisation that being posh is also a very expensive hobby!


    Then things get even more ridiculous as the boys go head to head where they discover a giant weaponised robot tank that would be perfect for a king...


    Elsewhere, the boys meet Twinkle Pete, debate whether the International Space Station needs a gay nightclub, and create some brand-new laws for Utopia including one that could protect musicians from getting completely stitched up by the music industry!


    Standard.


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    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


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    00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

    05:00 - Addiction, the Gym & Finding a Healthy Vice

    10:00 - A Very Expensive Trip to the Cotswolds

    15:00 - £300 Salt & Pepper Shakers?!

    20:00 - The Most Expensive Weekend Away

    21:53 - Our Favourite New York Pizza Sponsor

    22:20 - Stuff & Things: Fit for a King

    23:00 - The £1 Million Giant Robot Tank

    27:00 - Is Coronation Chicken Fit for a King?

    29:35 - Support The Utopia Project on Patreon

    31:27 - Local Legends: Meet Twinkle Pete

    33:30 - A Gay Nightclub on the International Space Station

    37:34 - Law of the Land: Making Laws for Musicians

    41:00 - Should Everyone Be Forced to Learn Music?

    42:54 - Final Scores & The End of the Show

    43:48 - Subscribe, Follow & Join the Utopia

    47 min
  • VOORNY: AN ALL FEMALE PARLIAMENT IS BEST! - S09 Ep68

    📣This week, Producer Voorny is back on The Utopia Project couch to revisit his dream planet.... there's some amendments to address, a name change and plenty of new laws to invoke!


    This time around, we're banning smart glasses, putting women in charge of the government, questioning conspiracy theories, controlling the entire planet's weather and exploring the mysteries of "The Gland"


    We also discuss why James Corden is the ultimate rival, whether Ed Sheeran is actually overrated, the addictive nightmare of League of Legends, and why small talk is his citizens biggest fear!


    🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.


    ✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!


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    00:00 Welcome to The Utopia Project

    00:04 Voorny's Original Planet Gets a Makeover

    00:12 New Laws: Banning Smart Glasses

    00:17 What If Women Governed the World?

    00:24 The Gland: The World's Weirdest Tourist Attraction

    00:29 Climate Control & Conspiracy Theories

    00:35 Are We Being Kept Scared on Purpose?

    00:38 The Lucky Cards of Voorny's Planet

    00:42 Why James Corden Is the Ultimate Rival

    00:46 Is Ed Sheeran Actually Overrated?

    00:50 Voorny's Guilty Pleasure: League of Legends

    00:55 The Greatest Fear: Small Talk

    01:00 The Awkward Restaurant Story

    01:05 Why We Need to Meet People Where They're At

    01:09 Support The Utopia Project

    01:11 A Final Recap of Voorny's Planet

    01:13 What Does the Perfect Day Look Like?

    01:17 The Ultimate LAN Party

    01:22 Taking Life Slowly

    01:23 The End of the Show

    01:25 Goodbye from The Utopia Project

    1 hr 26 min

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