The Utopia Project

📣 This week, Jak's been galavanting in Amsterdam after taking his first ever ferry cruise trip that takes an unexpected turn, with some memorable fellow passengers, some severely lackluster security and revealing why getting on the wrong coach might be the worst decision of your holiday.

After a great catch up, The lads take to sorting out Utopia proper as they discuss the correct etiquette of corner shop visits, create a lovely back story for Utopian local legend; Specks Mcgee & decide what is the best bubbly thing on the planet!

Oh! and of course...... they discover that the body of christ is gluten free!What a time to be alive!

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

02:00 - DJing, First Gigs & Getting Over the Nerves

05:00 - Working All Weekend & The Price of Being Creative

10:00 - Credit Cards, Debt & Questionable Financial Advice

12:00 - Amsterdam: A Day Trip Gone Wrong

16:00 - Why Ferries Are Better Than Planes

18:00 - The Middle of the English Channel

21:00 - Ferry Security & Duty Free Adventures

25:00 - The Most Unforgettable Ferry Passengers

30:21 - Stuff & Things: The Bubbly Challenge

32:20 - Matey Bubble Bath & Childhood Nostalgia

35:11 - Local Legends: Meet Specs McGee

36:40 - The Quiz Champion Nobody Can Beat

42:38 - Support The Utopia Project on Patreon

44:32 - Law of the Land: Corner Shop Edition

45:09 - Boss Man Rules & Supermarket Sweep

47:27 - The Return of Penny Sweets & Pick 'n' Mix

48:17 - The Body of Christ: The Ultimate Snack?

50:08 - EasyJet, Jesus & The Communion Wafer

52:05 - What Happens If Jesus Comes Back?

53:16 - The Final Judgement & Episode Wrap-Up

54:46 - Thanks for Watching & Live Show News

56:29 - The Utopia Project Outro

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by the wonderful Miss Whiskey Twist for a chat about all things burlesque, cabaret, live performances and the importance of knowing how to behave yourself in public!

The gang get into the world of burlesque, how to be a respectful audience member, the strange things performers have to deal with, and why Lincoln needs a bigger cabaret scene.

After that, they get stuck into some planet building and create PLANET TWIST! A world of rhinestones, burlesque, risque flags, musical traditions, Sunday roasts and, most importantly, a whole lot of kindness.

What would happen if aliens demanded a sacrifice to save your planet? What would you give up? And could you really survive on a planet where everyone has to be nice to each other?

All this and plenty more nonsense in this week's episode!

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

03:33 - Meet Miss Whiskey Twist: Burlesque and Cabaret

07:00 - Burlesque Etiquette: How Should You Behave?

12:30 - Consent, Respect and Audience Behaviour

15:45 - Awkward Dating Stories and Social Media

19:07 - Lincoln Burlesque Festival and Upcoming Shows

22:44 - Building Planet Twist: The National Flag

28:00 - The Animal Hospital National Anthem

32:34 - Gay Anthems, Party Music and Battle Cries

37:00 - National Drinks: Whiskey Sours and Blackcurrant

43:07 - The Ultimate Sunday Roast and Toby Carvery

47:08 - Inventing the Ultimate Roast Dinner Pizza

50:57 - Support The Utopia Project

52:01 - Planet Twist's Laws: Be Nice!

56:53 - The Rules of Public Behaviour

59:42 - Choosing Planet Twist's Ambassador

01:04:07 - Halloween: Planet Twist's Biggest Celebration

01:06:32 - Burlesque, Cabaret and Performing for Audiences

01:14:09 - Planet Twist's National Treasure

01:17:13 - Alien Invasion: What Would You Sacrifice?

01:21:32 - Wrapping Up with Miss Whiskey Twist

📣 This week, the lads have got a very unusual night out to discuss, some questionable business ideas, and a whole lot of nonsense.

Chunk, Jak & Sharpy kick things off with a story involving a Slipknot-themed burlesque show, some very unexpected audience members, and an unforgettable encounter at the local pizza shop. Apparently, even a simple trip out for pizza can turn into an adventure!

The boys pitch their latest business ideas for Utopia, including a revolutionary new approach to getting a good night's sleep. Who would make the ultimate Currys sales assistant? and a brand-new addition to the Utopian dictionary. What exactly is a shoe cone, and what does it mean?

As always, it's three idiots attempting to build a better world, one ridiculous idea at a time.

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

05:00 - Slipknot Burlesque and Unexpected Costumes

10:00 - Anakin Skywalker, Death Metal and Pizza Shop Chaos

15:00 - The £3 Water Bottle and The Dunelm Café

19:43 - Liberty Slice Co – Our Sponsor

20:18 - Risky Business: The World's Most Unusual Sleep Solution

25:31 - Thunderdome: Who Should Work at Currys?

30:00 - The Ultimate Sales Assistant and Unconventional Sales Tactics

34:00 - Support The Utopia Project on Patreon

35:45 - Word on the Street: What Is a Shoe Cone?

40:45 - The Winning Utopian Idea and Episode Wrap-Up

42:49 - The Utopia Project Theme

📣 This week, The boys are joined by comedian Justin Panks for a conversation that takes us from the world of stand-up comedy to the possibility that absolutely none of this is real.

Have you ever wondered whether we're living in a computer simulation? Are conspiracy theories always as ridiculous as they sound? And what happens when you start questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe?

The gang get into simulation theory, parallel universes, strange experiences, dreams, artificial intelligence, social media algorithms and why people can get surprisingly defensive when you question their version of reality.

Justin also takes Chunk, Jak & Sharpy through his journey into stand-up comedy, from his first ever gig to years of performing around the country, sharing some genuinely useful advice for anyone thinking about giving comedy a go.

Then it's time to build Justin's perfect planet! Welcome to "Velcron", a world featuring an unconventional national anthem, a rather interesting national dish, some questionable laws, a very unusual annual tradition and a surprising national treasure.

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Meet Comedian Justin Panks

04:02 - How to Get Started in Stand-Up Comedy

10:00 - The Toughest Comedy Audiences and Learning Your Craft

14:04 - Conspiracy Theories and Questioning Reality

20:00 - Dreams, Strange Experiences and Parallel Universes

26:00 - Are We Living in a Computer Simulation?

32:00 - AI, Social Media Algorithms and Online Manipulation

36:00 - The Liberty Slice Sponsor Break

39:00 - Questioning What We Believe About the World

44:00 - Building Justin Panks Perfect Planet

45:04 - Naming the Planet Velcron and Designing Its Flag

49:31 - National Anthems and the Ultimate Battle Cry

52:46 - The Planet's National Dish and Drinks

58:00 - Food Opinions, Cucumber and Unusual Combinations

1:02:17 - Strange Planetary Laws and Unpopular Opinions

1:04:00 - Should Famous People Be Allowed to Start Podcasts?

1:11:19 - Choosing the Planet's Ambassador

1:14:15 - The Planet's Annual Tradition

1:19:03 - Why Chess Is the Perfect Game

1:24:27 - The Scenario Cup: The Planet Wants a Divorce

1:28:18 - Justin Panks, Upcoming Shows and The Outro

📣 This week the boys are back with a Halloween special full of flying cars, off-grid living, questionable Halloween traditions and some seriously strange ideas!

They debate whether flying cars are actually the future or just another pointless bit of technology, discuss the dream of escaping modern life and going back to basics, and redesign trick-or-treating for the modern world.

Then things get increasingly unhinged as the boys battle it out over Halloween ideas, choose the perfect soundtrack for a very questionable situation, dive into World War Two games and modern warfare, before creating their very own terrifying Halloween creatures!

Who wins Creature Feature? And which Halloween monster deserves to haunt your nightmares?

🎃 It's The Utopia Project Halloween Special!......sort of!

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 Intro & The Rock Theory

05:15 Flying Cars, Elon Musk & Future Technology

11:36 Escaping Modern Life & Living Off-Grid

16:54 Halloween Special & Trick-or-Treat Ideas

20:19 Why We Don't Love Halloween

26:57 The Origins of Trick-or-Treating

33:24 The Next Halloween Challenge

39:11 Choosing the Ultimate Dark Soundtrack

45:14 Modern Warfare, Drones & Conscription

50:02 Supporting The Utopia Project

52:06 Creature Feature: The Halloween Beasts

57:34 The Werewolf With a Terrible Curse

01:02:08 Halloween Special Finale & Live Show

📣 This week on The Utopia Project, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy are joined by tattoo artist Jason Sinclair to talk about the "Life Project", an initiative using tattoos to help people honour loved ones, remember life-changing experiences and give something back to people who’ve been through the unimaginable.

Jason opens up about the story behind the project, how one family’s experience inspired him to do more, and why a tattoo that takes just a few hours can mean a lifetime to the person receiving it. The gang explore the emotional connections people build with their tattoo artists, the stories people share in the chair, and why sometimes the experience matters just as much, if not sometimes more, than the tattoo itself.

But obviously, it can’t be serious for too long…

The boys get to planet building, and Jason has come up with Planet Gary. Expect a questionable national flag, a Nokia ringtone national anthem sung by retired nightclub bouncers, emergency potatoes, and some absolutely baffling ideas that somehow start to make sense the longer they discuss them.

Strap in.

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

00:50 - Jason Sinclair and the Story Behind the Life Project

05:00 - The Meaning Behind Tattoos and Giving Back

10:00 - Turning the Life Project Into Something Bigger

15:00 - Why People Open Up in the Tattoo Chair

20:00 - Helping People Matters More Than Follower Counts

25:00 - Tattoo Studio Stories, Customer Loyalty and Authenticity

28:29 - Let's Build a Planet! Welcome to Planet Gary

30:00 - A Pigeon, a Butter Knife and a 1% Battery

33:20 - The Nokia Ringtone National Anthem

38:00 - Planet Gary's Bizarre Traditions

43:00 - Building the Rules of Planet Gary

48:00 - Politics, Power and Life on Planet Gary

53:00 - Wagner, World Leaders and International Peace

58:00 - More Ridiculous Ideas for Planet Gary

1:03:36 - Supporting The Utopia Project on Patreon

1:04:25 - Planet Gary's National Treasure

1:05:35 - The Original Emergency Potato

1:07:21 - The Official Planet Gary Recap

1:08:00 - National Dishes, Drinks and More Planetary Nonsense

1:13:00 - Goats, Milk and a Very Strange Conversation

1:15:19 - Where to Find Jason Sinclair and the Life Project

1:16:23 - Episode Wrap-Up and Where to Follow The Utopia Project

📣 📣 This week the boys are back with another wild trip into Utopia! They talk expensive Toby Carvery lunches, massive 100-inch TVs, dodgy fire safety signs, becoming a DIY handyman and the rality of going to gigs when sober!

After the usual catch-up, the boys get into the Utopian games, where they battle it out over marble cake and mysterious swirly toys, create two completely different versions of "The Raven", and decide on some new Laws of the Land for the gym that results in some rather worrying role play! Expect rubber ducks, billionaires, Batman, potholes, compliments, and absolutely no professionalism.

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Intro

01:00 - Toby Carvery, Expensive Food & Massive TVs

05:00 - 100-Inch TVs, Fire Safety & The World's Worst Fire Sign

10:00 - Fireproof Signs, "Gobbo" & A Very Rock 'n' Roll Gig

15:00 - DIY Handyman, Broken Extractor Fans & Going Sober

20:00 - Liberty Slice Co. – Authentic New York Pizza

21:00 - Stuff or Things – Marble Cake & The Mysterious Swirly Toy

25:00 - Local Legends – Meet The Raven

30:00 - The Raven, Batman & The World's Most Confusing Billionaire

35:00 - Patreon & Supporting The Utopia Project

37:25 - Law of the Land – Gym Weights & Complimenting Strangers

42:00 - Final Scores, Live Show & The End Of The Podcast

44:24 - Goodbye from Utopia

📣 📣 This week the boys are joined by Paul & Rob from Lincoln post-hardcore band Bat Flattery - and things get weird very quickly.

The lads talk about how Bat Flattery started back in 2020, the band's ever-changing lineup, their upcoming 16-track album and the genuinely ridiculous story of how their original drummer ended up playing a barbeque and a suitcase!

They also get into the eternal argument over music genres, guilty pleasures, separating the art from the artist, and why sometimes it's easier just to call your band "rock" and let everyone else argue about it.

Paul & Rob go head-to-head to build their perfect planet, including biblically accurate flags, road burgers, Gold Coke and the introduction of the legendary National Red Button Day!

and let's not forget the peaceful and thought provoking effects of the the greatest logo ever created and one of the most unexpectedly passionate & emotional arguments we've ever had about something so "beautiful"

Classic times. Crazy days.

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project & Bat Flattery

05:00 - The drummer who played a barbecue and suitcase

10:00 - Bat Flattery's 16-track album & keeping songs short

15:00 - Guilty pleasures, bad artists & separating art from the artist

20:00 - Planet Wars begins: building the perfect planet

25:00 - Planet flags, biblically accurate angels & no patriotism

30:00 - National anthems, battle cries & going to war

35:00 - Road burgers: the ultimate national dish

40:00 - Murphy's, Belgian beer & the Gold Coke debate

45:00 - No ukuleles allowed: creating the laws of Utopia

50:00 - Action Bronson as planetary ambassador

55:00 - National Red Button Day: everyone gets a day off

1:00:00 - Chef, true crime & the world's strangest sleep sounds

1:05:00 - Patreon, exclusive episodes & supporting The Utopia Project

1:10:00 - The Video Collection logo becomes a national treasure

1:15:00 - Three suns, planetary chaos & the Video Collection test

1:20:00 - Planet Chicken recap, the winner & Bat Flattery

1:23:00 - Find Bat Flattery online & goodbye

📣 This week, Chunk, Jak & Sharpy discover that you don't actually need to buy anything to have a great day out... apparently you can just go to Currys and try everything instead! From test-driving MacBooks and sitting on ridiculous sofas to treating electrical retailers like a theme park, the boys discuss the art of browsing with absolutely no intention of spending any money.

They also investigate Baggy's revolutionary approach to fixing a broken TV, debate whether you can simply turn up at a restaurant and "just have a look", and reveal the latest ridiculous businesses for Utopia in Risky Business.

Then it's time for Thunderdome, where the boys have to find the perfect superhero to become Utopia's electrician, before Word on the Street introduces us to the terrifying phenomenon of the "Cram Pam"!

As always, expect plenty of nonsense, questionable logic, and three best mates trying to make the perfect planet slightly more ridiculous.

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00:00 - Intro & The Hunt For A Lovely Lunch

05:00 - Test-Driving MacBooks You Can't Afford

10:00 - Why Currys Is Basically A Theme Park

15:00 - Baggy's Broken TV & The "Ten X That Shit" Problem

20:00 - The Boys Consider Joining MI5

22:49 - Risky Business: Bob Ticket Co.

27:00 - Counterfeit Tickets, Beans & Getting Revenge On Your Enemies

30:40 - Thunderdome: Who Should Be Utopia's Electrician?

35:00 - Ant-Man vs Thor: The Ultimate Superhero Electrician

38:56 - Support The Utopia Project On Patreon

40:49 - Word On The Street: "Cram Pam"

43:00 - Cram Pams, Trains & The Worst Seat On The Train

45:00 - Final Scores, Outro & Welcome To Utopia

📣 This week on the show, the boys are joined by Alice Kat to talk music, spirituality, ghosts, manifestation, skateboarding, Avatar, childhood trauma and, eventually, building her very own perfect planet.

Alice told the gang about the new album she’s been working on, why she uses music as a way of processing emotions, and the paranormal experience that completely changed the way she thinks about ghosts and spirituality.

Expect plenty of teachable moments, Sunny D, Mackerel Curry and a prime minister dilema!

Belter episode!

🌍 The Utopia Project is a show involving 3 best friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

✈️ Come on a journey with them as they create their own dream planets and discover what their guest's perfect worlds would look like, on The Utopia Project!

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00:00 - Welcome to The Utopia Project

02:15 - Alice Kat's New Album & Music as Therapy

05:30 - Ghosts, Spirituality & The Lunar Eclipse

10:00 - Meditation, Tarot & Signs From The Universe

15:30 - Manifesting, Fate & The Mysteries of Life

18:53 - Building Alice's Perfect Planet

20:00 - Kat Utopia Gana: The Peaceful Planet

23:00 - Childhood, School & The Planet's Flag

29:45 - Music, Skateboarding & Keeping Your Feet on the Ground

31:45 - Choosing The Planet's National Anthem

36:00 - Battle Cries, Pokemon & The National Dish

38:52 - Mackerel Curry, Childhood Food & Sweet Memories

45:00 - Drinks, W.K.D. & Growing Up

49:15 - The Laws of Kat Utopia Gana

53:47 - Speed Limits, Cruise Control & Self-Driving Cars

59:00 - Avatar: The Last Airbender & Uncle Iroh

64:00 - Supporting The Utopia Project

65:15 - Everything Day: Seeing Colours & Talking to the Dead

68:50 - The Snow Globe & Alice's National Treasure

71:00 - The Weirdest Parts of Building a Planet

74:00 - The Final Planet Recap

75:15 - Margaret Thatcher, Nigel Farage or Tony Blair?

78:00 - Where to Find Alice Kat

79:20 - Thanks for Watching!