The Utopia Project

The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

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The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

New episode every Week!

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The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

New episode every Week!

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The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

New episode every Week!

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The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

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The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

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On this week's instalment of the show, we had the incredible, god father of comedy, Tom Stade join us for a chat about all the things that would make up his very own dream planet! we discussed how stand up comedy is on a warpath against the woke movement, how oat milk & what the cluck is not a real substitute for food & ponder ideas for a national treasure that would bring people together under the reign of King Tom! Come along for a little while, escape reality for a bit & see exactly what makes Tom Stade Tick!

The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

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Follow Tom:https://www.instagram.com/Stade.Tomhttps://www.tiktok.com/@tomstadecomicBuy Tickets to Tom Stade's latest show - "Risky Business" here:https://www.tomstade.com#Tomstade #liveatheapollo #haveaword #woke #oatmilk #whatthecluck #veganfood #darkcomedy #standup #rickybusiness

00:00 - Intro

03:37 - Am I Spiderman?

06:09 - The Apprentice 2025

07:19 - The Business To Invest In This Year

09:13 - What Colour Are Baked Beans?

12:38 - Creme Egg Gadgets

14:50 - Healthy Eating Discoveries

16:06 - Breaking Your Own Rules

20:13 - MassiveStuff.com

21:11 - Argos Is Crazy!

23:02 - Lamb Chop Security Services

26:35 - What's Wrong With Transformers?

32:37 - Should We Let Our Children Swear?

38:00 - Saying Hello To Tom Stade

39:49 - The Best Way To Meet New People

43:36 - People Watching In The Best Hobby

44:52 - The Queen, Lying In State

46:07 - What is caviar made of?

49:56 - Best Directions Prank

51:12 - Being Ethnically Ambiguous

51:44 - Is Vegan Food Real?

53:21 - How To Get Oat Milk

54:59 - What is E4?

56:34 - Adding Water To Chicken

58:03 - Wokeness is Killing Comedy

01:00:24 - The Fun Police

01:01:33 - Live Local, Not Global

01:04:51 - Put Down Your Phone!

01:06:06 - The Best Approach To Social Media

01:07:34 - The Worst Thing To Post Online

01:08:01 - Only Fans VS Real Life

01:08:57 - The Best Thing To Post Online

01:09:53 - The Thought Process before Posting Online

01:12:02 - Stag Do Activities

01:13:11 - Goat Walking

01:15:20 - Keeping Your Personal Life Off Social Media

01:17:38 - Am I Weird For Putting This On Instagram?

01:19:50 - Comedians Always Ask "Why?"

01:22:01 - We Listen, And We Do Not Judge

01:24:20 - Insulting A Guest

01:25:47 - Getting Attacked For Nothing

01:27:36 - Help Me With My Luggage

01:29:33 - Is It OK To Tell White Lies?

01:30:40 - You Should Still Be Held Accountable

01:32:24 - Genocide Is Still Happening Worldwide

01:34:17 - Gengis Kahn Broke The Eco System

01:35:53 - How Keep Chill & Make Friends

01:37:21 - Medical Marijuana In The UK

01:40:13 - Why I Don't Take Drugs

01:42:22 - The Worst Jobs For Stoners

01:45:15 - Tom Stade - Risky Business Tour

This week, we sat down with wacky DJ & wonderful podcaster, Jimmy The Gent! We talked all about what he’s been up to at the moment, from corporate gigs to campaigning for Bald Pride. We find out what really annoys him about microwave meals and test his acting skills with a bout of “Tales From Utopia”! Lock yourself in for a belter episode!

The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life.

Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

New episode every Week!

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00:00 - Intro

01:55 - What Happens When You Drink Too Much Coffee

05:55 - Lincoln Night Bus

10:10 - Sleeping On Car Journeys

11:19 - What To Do If You’re Kidnapped

12:56 - Improving Your Home Security

15:27 - The Hidden Lives Of Burglars

17:20 - The Spice Girls Tour

21:01 - The Safe Amount Of Coffee

22:35 - The Noise Your Penis Makes

25:14 - What’s the Alarm In Mcdonalds For?

28:20 - Boys Kissing Boys

29:15 - Praising Your Children

30:23 - Sensory Deprivation Tanks

31:14 - Farts In The Bath

32:48 - Shower Activities

35:12 - Water vs Rocks

35:45 - What IS Wet?

37:20 - Corporate Gigs

38:20 - Is Mr.Brightside The Best Song Ever?

38:55 - Banned From Parties

42:26 - Microwave Meals

44:34 - Findus Horse Meat Scandal

48:02 - Traditional Butchers are Disappearing

49:02 - Butchers are Scary

51:06 - Are Supermarkets Killing Artisanal Stores?

53:39 - Timpsons vs Tesco

54:16 - Timpsons Tapes Conspiracy Theory

56:15 - Greggs Bistro

01:01:20 - Let’s Lose Hairloss Stigma

01:03:00 - Chafing Nipples

01:05:43 - Losing Your Hair Gracefully

01:11:35 - Why Do Eyebrows Exist?

01:13:17 - Bunion Fetish

01:15:10 - Wigs For Men

01:16:06 - AI Movie Script Writing

01:28:00 - Depressed CEO’s Podcast

Join the boys as the talk about fairground stories, fighting with pensioners and ponder what the perfect music venue could be! How would you like to consume live music? Perhaps from the comfort of your living room? Or do you want to be so close to chad kroeger you can lick inside his nostrils? See what the boys reckon and let us know your thoughts in the comments! Enjoy!

The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!New episode every Week!Get merch & Exclusive Content: https://www.tuppod.com/supportJoin our Patreon: https://https://www.patreon.com/Utopiaprojectpod

Get involved with the community on discord: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nbFollow/Like us elsewhere:https://www.facebook.com/utopiaprojectpodhttps://www.instagram.com/utopiaprojectpodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@utopiaprojectpodhttps://www.youtube.com/@utopiaprojectpodListen, Watch, Like, Share, SubscribeFind out more: https://www.tuppod.comSend us your "Listeners Peeves" to: [email protected] submit them anonymously though www.listenersletters.comFollow the team:https://www.instagram.com/im.chunky.thttps://www.instagram.com/jakmagikhttps://www.instagram.com/the_permanant_sharpy00:00 - Intro01:12 - Roadman Funeral02:31 - Telepathy Tapes05:08 - Taskmaster Live Experience07:30 - Stolen Faberge Eggs11:02 - Retro Toys13:25 - Terry Tickles15:09 - Fairground Nightmares18.59 - Stupid is, What Stupid Does19:45 - 5 Minute Crafts21.49 - Are Women Worse Than Men?26:38 - Angry Old Lady28:11 - The Best Insults29:20 - Embarrassing London Underground Moment32:47 - A New Word Game to Play With Your Friends41:34 - Augmented Reality Concerts48:50 - The Worst Gig Experiences53:55 - Live Performance Alternatives56:07 - A Dinner Party With Nickelback59:15 - Newest Music Venue Innovation01:03:36 - What Is The Worst Live Artist?01:07:39 - Word Of The Day

This week the boys discuss Beavo's new online services, Find out which film had a lady with 3 breasts, Chunk has a surprise visitor and Jak things he has the perfect twisty thing! Let us know what you think in the comments!

Join the boys as they come to terms with all the new changes and get into the thick of it for the first show of 2025! Exploring who they think would be the best hangover helper as well as what's been getting them excited or grumpy over the festive period! All mixed in nicely with the usual Utopia Project chaos!

The Utopia Project is a comedy podcast involving 3 friends on a mission to try and build a hypothetical utopian planet, free from all the mild annoyances and gripes of real life. Come on a journey with us as we chew the fat and lay the groundworks for The Utopia Project!

Get involved with the community on discord: https://discord.gg/DqqnF3nb