We’ve officially entered the Bravo Cinematic Universe and regret nothing. 

Tay + Whit recap the premiere of The Valley — but don’t worry, you absolutely do not need to watch the show. We did that for you. We explain who these people are, why they’re all batshit, and how Jax Taylor has somehow become a suburban father with opinions about other people’s reproductive timelines. Consider this your cultural cheat sheet — now you can understand the internet discourse without ever having watched. 

Featuring Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright, and Kristen Doute of the Vanderpump Rules extended universe.

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