Greetings, creeps!  Your ol' pal has a delightful treat in store for you!  Do you like ghouls?  Ghosts?  Things that go bump in the night?  Maybe the unknown tickles your funny bone!  We have lots of the strange and unusual to go 'round because, I myself am, strange and unusual.  Maybe specters, spirits and monsters aren't what you're craving?  Maybe the REAL monsters are more your speed.  I have that covered as well, freaks!  You do not want to miss this spooktabular episode!  TUNE IN NOW!!!