On this week's Var Side podcast, we ask where have football's hard men gone?; we definitively declare on the dog/cat debate; wonder if Tony's kids will ever leave him in peace; ponder whether we will ever understand anything; and The Doctor Of Intelligence speaks in tongues.

On this week's Varside Podcast, we discuss the fickleness of fans, some properly dodgy debuts, whether grown men should wear their team's shirt to matches - or at all - and some more embarrassing moments. You will cringe. With special guest Jamie Purvis and 'Doctor of Intelligence', Jan.

In this week's Var Side Podcast, we take an unusually serious look at the blight of racism, journey briefly into the world of OCD, discuss our first and best music gigs, try and get Wozza to give us a song, recount some cringeworthy moments and reminisce about bumping into famous people...and squealing.

Are football clubs failing to look after their young? What was John Bercow like as a kid? Eggs and beans on toast - the big debate. With Special guest, comedy writing legend Brian Leveson.

In this week's episode, we discuss relatives who don't share our passion for football, monochrome life in Scandinavia, the simple buzz of a blurred selfie taken outside some obscure stadium and a bit of harmless law breaking (shh)

On this week's Var Side, we examine formations and ask if lumping it is the better option; we discuss whether the big clubs give a damn about grass roots football; are fans being priced out?; is Pukki this season's surprise package?; which animal is playing left back for Jan's Swedish team?

In this week's Var Side we re-evaluate Chris Waddle's mullet, consider whether Mike Dean gives narcissism a bad name, ask whether female officials can civilise angry footballers and take an in-depth look at players who kiss the badge.

In today's episode, we look at some of the more questionable VAR decisions and wonder what other uses VAR could be put to; players with dodgy real names and those with even dodgier nicknames (PG); alternatives to tossing a coin to decide who kicks off; Twitter idiocy; the ITK phenomenon and diving.