It’s season 6, and the agents have been reassigned (demoted) to the FBI's UFO Unit. We find out that Kettle is also testifying at the Depp vs. Heard trial; that Bobby's still in therapy; that Corny thinks there's something odd with the Google Nest; and that Casino doesn't know what an Eiffel Tower is. The episode was recorded at the end of a five-day shift in the Vault, which is why the agents are so punchy and filthy, spending an inordinate amount of time describing their own, and each other's, genitals. 

Improvised by: Jesse, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman

This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018