Icebreaker: if you woke up in the morning as the opposite sex, what’s the first things you’re doing? 

In Ratchet News:
-Biggie’s daughter puts up her home to cover her boyfriends bail. (Video of him hitting pedestrians in DMs)
-UC Berkeley Off-Campus Student Housing bans white people from common areas.
-Biotech company wants to take human DNA to make embryos they can use to harvest organs for medical transplants.
-Higher grocery store prices have made eating out the cheaper option, for the first time.
-Missouri school district announces the return of corporal punishment for students through the use of paddles.
-Australian woman who changed her mind about transitioning into a man is suing her psychiatrist for approving her gender transition.
-Boxing legend, George Foreman sued by two women that claim he raped them in the 70’s.

Moment in Love:
*Play clip of woman going off on her man for wearing headphones.*

Would you rather:
-Be Robert McCall or John Wick
-Always wear shoes 1 size too small or always wear an itchy undershirt?
-Have a rewind or pause button in life?
-Get punched in the face by Tyson or kicked in the ribs by Usman? 
-Have a third nipple of an extra Big Toe? 

Ice breaker:
-20 million pay day, are you playing gay for a movie or show? Example, Lil Murda on P Valley.

In Ratchet News:
-Las Vegas Landlord, 81, allegedly accused of forcing mother of 5 not sign a contract, “Direct Consent for Sexual Intercourse and or Oral Sex” in order to lease home. 
-Kansas City Pastor calls congregation cheap, busted and disgusted” because thy wont buy him a watch (clip in DMs). The apologizes (clip in DMs). 
-Monkey Pox patient nose is rotting after being dismissed as sunburn. 
-NFL and NFLP reach agreement on an 11 game suspension for quarter back Deshaun Watson. Settlement also includes a $5million fine that will go to charity.
-Pro rugby player was suspended for sticking his fingers in an opponent’s booty. This is not the first time. (Video in DMs).
-Update in R Kelly trial: Former Goddaughter allegedly featured in 2008  sex tape testifies they had sex hundreds of times before she turned 18. She was introduced to Kelly when she was 13, by her aunt. Her aunt told her Kelly would be her god father. Weeks later, he began making sexual advances on her. 
-Florida teacher arrested after police find missing teen in her home. 
-Man goes viral for posting himself going to McDonalds covered in Monkey Pox. 


A  Moment in Love:
-How do you feel about long distance relationships?
-How do you feel about dating someone in prison/jail?

Would you rather:
-Fart every time someone called your phone (you can’t stop the calls) or have to take a shit every time you get a text?
-Eat a fly pie or eat room temperature worm soup?
-Be Lil Murda or Uncle Clifford?
-Your sweat smell like garlic or onions?

Icebreaker: What was the best part of the first day of school?

-Groom exposes bride’s affair with brother in law and plays their sex tape during wedding.

-ICU nurse kills 6 people in LA fiery crash. She stands to be sentenced to 90 years.

-Woman charged with murder after setting her boyfriend on fire at a Shell gas station.

-Marshawn Lynch arrested for suspicion of DUI in Las Vegas.

-Who’s wrong? (Clip in DMs) Spirit airline employee hits woman/customer during altercation.

-Irv Gotti had a lot to say during his time at Drink Champs.

Tim’s segment: She’s a 10…

Moment in Love:

-Clip in IG DMs. Twitter is having a fit about his caption. 

*Man and woman get married after having first date at a Popeyes parking lot.*

Would you rather:

-Would you rather stub your toe once a day or get a paper cut once a day?

-Would you rather take unlimited plane trips in a middle seat or one a year in the most extravagant first class cabin?

-Would you rather have to shower every day in scalding hot water or in freezing cold water?

-Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?

I’ve Breaker: What’s one thing your parents or constantly nagged you about?

-Man charged with attempted murder after shooting a McDonalds employee for giving his mom cold fries. 

-Texas man dies by same bullet he shot a woman with.

-Mystikal arrested for rape, again! 

-Former Texas teacher sentenced to 60 days in jail after admitting to sexually assaulting a 13 year old.

A Moment in Love:

-Clip In IG page.

-Clip in IG page #2.

Would you rather:

-Would you rather have a huge booger hanging out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?

-Would you rather always wear a sweaty shirt, or sweaty socks?

-Would you rather sleep in a room that always smelled like a dirty porter potty or a room that smelled like rotten eggs. 

-Would you rather eat an 8oz jar of old toe nails (random persons) or an 8oz jar of eye boogers (also random persons)?

-Would you rather eat one large dry dog turd or a jar of rat shit (8 oz)?

I’ve Breaker: How have you changed in the last year?

Name a male singer that sings better than Usher?

Ratchet Events:
-Florida woman killed by her friend in an Uber. Natalia Harrell was annoyed that Gladys Borcela was too intoxicated and shot her.
-50 children found working at Hyundai supplier factory in Alabama.
-Choco tacos to be discontinued. Now being sold for up to $5k on eBay. 
-Spectrum is ordered to pay $7.3 billion in damages to family of grandmother killed by employee.

A Moment in Love:
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Would you rather:
-Would you rather let a spider climb over you or let a snake slither across you?
-Would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?
-Would you rather get your wisdom teeth pulled or your butt cheeks pierced?
-Would you rather use boiling water as eye drops or gargle with sour milk?
-Would you rather be a tissue paper or toilet paper?

Tell us about a stranger you still remember. What made them memorable?

Ratchet Events:
-Connecticut man was arrested after he pulled a gun on a woman for not thanking him for holding the door open for her.
-Republican senators introduced a bill that requires child support at CONCEPTION.
-Monkey Pox to be established as a a new STD in the US. 
-NY had reported the first case of polio in over a decade. 
-Walgreens staffer refused to sell married couple condoms, citing his faith.
-Brawl between two families breaks out at Disney World, leaving one person hospitalized.

Moment in Love:
-How true is this statement: Men are more honest with their side chick because they don’t have to worry about their feelings since they aren’t commuting to them. 

Would you rather:
-Would you rather your farts smell like freshly baked apple pie or your breath is always minty fresh? 
-Would you rather be able to take photos by blinking or record your dreams?
-Would you rather everyone in the world was smarter or nicer?
-Would you rather fart or burp every time you orgasm?
-Would you rather have ten testicles or one watermelon-sized testicle? The watermelon is big. 

•What is one thing people would never guess about you?
-Ricky Martin faces up to 50 years in prison for domestic abuse and claims if a sexual relationship with his 21 year old nephew.
-Man intervened in a domestic violence dispute, he was shot and killed by the boyfriend at the gas station, then the woman drove away with the boyfriend.
-Elon Musks dad, 76, confirms he is having a 2nd child with his 35 year old step daughter.
-CDC confirms there are 69 cases of Monkey Pox in the state of Georgia.
-Skittles is being sued after claims of them being “unfit for human consumption” arise.


Moment in Love:
-Whenever I try to get on my gaming system. My wife huffs and puffs about it. How would u recommend that I solve this problem I'm having. What's a reasonable time frame for me to play to accommodate both of our wants and needs! 

Would you rather:
-Would you rather be super itchy all over forever or be really sticky all over forever?
-Would you rather take a bite out of a live fish you just caught or take a bite of a live—but non venomous—snake? 
-Would you rather cry out Tabasco sauce instead of tears or sweat pigs feet juice?
-Would you rather poop your pants every time someone said your name or have maggots come out of your nose every time you sneezed?
-Would you rather lick someone else’s eye crust or drink your own urine? 
-Would you rather peel off all the scabs a hobo has and eat it or suck on his musty socks that are full of feet sweat?

It was a Slow week so we decided to go off  track just a little. Enjoy this Freestyle Episode.

Icebreaker:
What’s the most out-of-character thing you’ve ever done?


-Charlotte Hornets forward Miles Bridges arrested for felony domestic violence.
-Florida man robs victim at gunpoint, outside Wendy’s, after he refused to buy him chicken nuggets.
-Woman finds out husband is actually a man, after 10 months of being married.
-Texas man receives 10 year sentence after pleading guilty to assaulting a horse.
-R Kelly sentenced to 30 years. 
-Woman posts video of one of her BDs dropping off food for his kid. She records him to “expose” him for not bringing the other kids food. She has 4 kids and only 1 of them is his.


Moment in Love:
-Jasmin Brown is being dragged for her comments about choosing to be “submissive” to her man. 
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Would you Rather:
-drink a gallon of mayonnaise or a gallon of ketchup?
-lick a homeless man’s toe or chew a piece of gum you found sticking to the underside of a table?
-super itchy all over forever or be really sticky all over forever?
-pull your own thumbnail off with a fork or put a toothpick under your big toe and kick a wall?
-have a cold sore that never ever goes away or poop your pants once a week for the rest of your life? You won’t know what day you will poop your pants, so you can’t be ready for it.

If you could travel to any fictional place, where would you go and why?*

-There’s a company in Atlanta offering Penis Fillers for “Increased length and girth”.
-CDC says sexually active patients with monkey pox should consider having sex with clothes on.
-North Korea is battling an outbreak of unknown intestinal disease.
-Colorado man arrested for allegedly killing coworker in Walgreens break room. The victim allegedly complained about coworker prior to death.
-Cincinnati woman arrested after she paid someone $30 to steal her car from a body shop to avoid paying thousands she owed them for work.

A Moment in Love:

Would you rather:
-be a self-made millionaire or marry a billionaire?
-have a weird-looking smile or a weird-sounding laugh?
-get a really bad blood blister or a splinter under your toenail?
-be a detective or a pilot?
-have a huge booger hanging out of your nose for the rest of your life or a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?
-go through your whole life with one nostril or one ear?