On the penultimate episode of season 5 here at The Pit, we decided to give y’all one last bracket, and I have to say, this one might be the best yet. Ron really went the extra mile and harvested 18 of the best dating profiles from the instagram page @VHSDates.

If you are unfamiliar with this viral trend, it’s the digitized versions of dating profiles submitted to a dating service from the early nineties. Now, while there may be some controversy around the validity of these clips, the end result is so perfect that it ultimately doesn’t matter. They struck gold.

So of course, we put on our matchmaker hats and try to set up the perfect couple on: The VHS Dating Game! (Part 2 next season, maybe?).

And if you enjoy what we are doing here at the Pit and would like to support us further, please check us out our patreon, where we have exclusive extended episodes! Today, we imagine what it would have been like if Shrek was cast as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.

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