Your favorite duo is back at it again this time we get sassy with our least favorite zodiac matches

100% you thought this episode was all about compatibility. If you thought that-well… you’re not wrong, but you’re also not right.

You keep asking for “sun signs this” and “sun signs that”-so we freaking delivered and honestly, we had so much fun with this episode.

You know we’re team Virgo + Pisces. But do you know WHY?! Listen in to this weeks episode as we break down what each partner brings to the relationship and we rate their compatibility on a scale of 1-10.

The final installment in our series of 3 - and you better believe that we saved the best for last, baby!

We’ve spent the last 3 weeks in our Horror-scopes series talking about your dark side. This time, we’re twisting the knife - pouring salt in the wound - and probably squeezing a lemon in there as well. I mean, kick you while you’re down, right?

Chiron - the “wounded healer,” representing our deepest, most tender inner wounds that are the hardest for us to heal. Depending on it’s placement in your chart, it will show you possible areas for some serious soul-level healing - but also, trigger points, struggles, and the painful parts of life we’d rather not face.

Chiron is here to teach us and help us recognize our wounds. Our weak spots are not feelings we cannot get rid of, they have to be confronted, they have to be seen. It’s only once this wound is recognized can we begin to heal - and help to heal others.

The second in our series of 3.

This one is going to have you gasping and saying “WTF” outloud - so maybe don’t listen at work.

Black Moon Lilith (aka: dark moon), is a specific point along the moon’s orbit when it’s farthest from Earth. So no, it’s not a planet, comet, asteroid, etc.

Lilith is a boss b*tch! *

Welcome to Horror Scopes, b*tches.

The first in our series of 3. Exploring the scary sh*t you can’t find by reading your horoscope in Cosmo.

This week’s episode has Ilana + Jacquelin exploring The Black Zodiac. That’s right - we all have a side we like to hide. That inner demon that is constantly clawing at the surface, fighting to come out. It’s the darker equivalent to the Western Astrological Zodiac. Representing evil tendencies in humans based on when they were born.

Why is this important? Well obviously the more you know, the more mindful you can be about how you act and react to things. It’s also helpful to be aware of The Black Zodiac characteristics of those you interact with.

Ilana + Jacquelin are back at it again and this time with an episode that's sure to ignite some fires.

Where this planet is placed in our chart says a lot about how we work for what we want, how we show passion - and duh, how we like to get it on. So sit back, relax, maybe turn the lights down and light a candle. Get ready, this is going to be a wild one.

Welp, Mercury’s troll face has arrived. Yes, it’s that time again. Welcome to the retrograde, b*tches.

But like, why should you care? Well, it’s affects you…yes, ALL OF YOU… 3-4 times a year, for 3 weeks at a time. When the planet Mercury enters retrograde, meaning it appears to be moving in reverse, that marks the beginning of chaos here on Earth.

And Mercury rules communication, so sh*t most certainly hits the fan. Misunderstandings, disagreements, raised emotions, instability…the list goes on.

Our favorite scapegoat of all. And the best form of validation as to why we’re feeling…off? Join us for a drama-filled episode as we discuss how your sign can survive this period and what to do to make the most of it.