The Villagers

The Villagers

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The Villagers episodes

  • S2 - Episode 7 - House Parties

    The boys discuss the goings on at adolescent parties in the village. Blagging booze, broken houses and plenty of trouble. Tommy's in the dog house, cereals is your Titbits (you won't believe what Smithy used to eat...) and STAND BY for a EUROS SPECIAL in the quiz. Brewers!

    Correspondance @thevillagerspod on Instagram.

    Stay village.


    56 min
  • S2 - Episode 6 - Teachers
    The tripod is back together as Tommy returns from Europe with a new sponsor! We discuss some comical teachers, including a raucous parents evening with the Derby Boot Girl. A passionate debate about pick n mix shrimps in Smithy's Titbits and a recollection of an old pastime, YOGGING. As always, stay tuned for a ridiculous quiz to play along with.
    Correspondance @thevillagerspod
    Stay Village!
    54 min
  • S2 - Episode 5 - Ibiza

    Tommy is busy yelling Brewers in O Beach Ibiza, but THE POD MUST GO ON! Sniffy and Payne Train take the reins and empty an almighty load from Pat's sack. Are Mini Chedders a biscuit or a crisp? A sex education encounter with a friend's mother and an Ibiza nightclub quiz.

    Stay Village!

    Correspondence @thevillagerspod on IG


    53 min
  • S2 - Episode 4 - Andy Mandy Special (Tom's Dad!)

    Tom is back in the Shire as the Villager's are joined by a very special guest, Randy Andy Mandy! We unpack the most bulbous sack of all time off the back of some intense instagram polls. Crisps are debated at length and stand by for an incredible revelation about Rafe's mum. Stick around for a quiz that goes down to the wire!

    @thevillagerspod for correspondence.

    Stay Village!

    57 min
  • S2 - Episode 3 - Lads Holidays

    Benidorm, Magaluf and Newquay are on the agenda as the Villagers discuss the mayhem of their first trips away from home with the lads (sponsored by Elite Reception). Stand by for a fiery debate over Lion bars and stick around for a pub crawl quiz around Auckland.

    Pat's Sack is available @thevillagerspod on Instagram.

    Stay Village.

    49 min
  • S2 - Episode 2 - Weddings

    Weddings. What could go wrong? Debacle after debacle as alcohol fuelled villagers run riot. Rafe ruins a wedding entrance, Tits Out Tommy can't keep his shirt on and Smithy is ejected for riding an enormous marble bull.

    On a lighter note, what's your top 3 biscuits and WHO is the best looking Villager?

    Correspondence @thevillagerspod on Instagram.

    Stay Village.

    50 min
  • S2 - Episode 1 - Comebacks

    The boys are back for Season 2!


    Rafe reveals an alarming selection to accompany his death row meal. Chris Payne shocks his granddaughters teacher with an outrageous holiday photo. A local sportsman turns down a contract due to a crisp addiction and one of the greatest answers of all time as Tommy takes us around the pubs of Burton for the quiz.


    To be involved or get in touch, Pat's sack is available @thevillagerspod on Instagram.


    Stay Village.

    54 min
  • Special Guest Episode - Chris Payne (Rafe's Dad!)
    A sit down catch up with one of the most genuinely hilarious villagers of all time. Rafe's dad, Chris Payne, joins the team to discuss tactics at a holiday buffet, an ongoing James Bond marathon and the A38 Derby between the Brewers and the Rams. This weeks quiz takes the lads around Kings Bromley and Yoxall with some superb performances. An absolutely not to be missed episode!
    55 min
  • Episode 16 - Christmas Special

    Sniffy is at Payne HQ this week with inevitable shenanigans on a night out at Irish Murphy's. The boys discuss their perfect sit down curry, a typical village Christmas and take on a pub crawl around Barton for the quiz. Brewers!

    43 min
  • Episode 15 - and it's LIVE!

    Our competition winner gets steamed at the Pirelli. "Kegging your dad," pizza toppings and Max Raptor are an elite combination in the SACK. Finally, one of us creates a decent quiz. Well worth the wait.

    49 min

About The Villagers

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Smithy, Rafe and Tommy are three like minded mates who have all migrated from small English villages to pastures new in the Southern Hemisphere. They grew up causing trouble in the same villages and use the pod to reminisce about the world when it was a better place. Sports, entertainment, food and general mischievous nonsense are at the heart of every episode.