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- One last trip to The Virtual Pub... *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*
Here we are - the Christmas Special edition and (maybe) final episode of The Virtual Pub.
It's been a while since you've heard from us! We've been busy with life in this sh*tshow we call 2020, and rather than be overwhelmed by overcommitting ourselves to too much, we're calling it a day and going out with a bang - an episode with no pricks, just good times and a bumper quiz.
Thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for listening to this show - something that started as a way to distract ourselves from the world on fire.
Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Love,
The Virtual Pub team xo
1 hr 40 min - Hello from Tier 3! Ben Bradley is a prick. Why are we even debating Free School Meals?
Well butter my balls! It feels good to be back (that is a reference to something we say in the show - I'm not just being deliberately gross). Welcome back to The Virtual Pub. It's been a while, hasn't it!
Got a lot to catch up on, both in our own lives and in the news - here's what we've got coming up.
- Since this is the first time we've all spoken in a while, we spend the first half hour catching up - going over the highs and lows of life throughout October, including Jason turning into a single Mum and the pub staff returning to the podcast after the tier 3 closures in Nottingham!
- After this, it's time to pick a prick - Jason's choice of Mansfield MP Ben Bradley evolves into a wider discussion about the whole Free School Meals debacle. Primarily, why is it even a debate to begin with? And what needs to happen? We go long, but it's really important we go into this!
- Now for some good news, including water on the moon and Scooter with their Christmas Number One attempt!
- And finally, the pub quiz and final thoughts.
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Listen to Scooter's F*ck 2020: https://youtu.be/zu3k2PJumfI
1 hr 40 min - Beer made from a Whale's testicle!? We expose Nottingham's Robin Hood Energy and Mark Dolan is a moron
Welcome back to The Virtual Pub, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like should our quizmaster Dan setup his own Only Fans page and call it "Only Dans"?
Enjoy the show? Please subscribe and rate us five stars!
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On this week's episode, we're not falling for the Chinese Ambassador's obvious cover-up for looking at porn when he blames twitter and asks for an urgent investigation after liking a sexually graphic tweet, we catch up with Dan after his long break from the show, where he gives us an exclusive inside scoop on the whole Robin Hood Energy fiasco, we explain why Mark Dolan is an anti-mask prick, Moody pulls out a triple of good news and we round things off with a movie quote pub quiz.
Show Links
https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/02/diner-spikes-his-own-food-with-pubic-hair-to-try-and-get-free-meal-13213743/?fbclid=IwAR0_OohG4NZaJ42Q7wR602ZAqrfyT_9_wTrT-l50hwnVTwj--kyViE63HTo
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/how-robin-hood-energy-went-4491806
https://www.beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/9325/mark-dolan-mask
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/11/south-australias-ban-on-single-use-plastic-cutlery-and-straws-hailed-as-historic
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/science/burmese-roofed-turtle-myanmar-extinction.html
https://beertoday.co.uk/world-atlas-beer-0920/
59 min - Whitby arcades = ground zero for COVID-19 and how far would you go to get revenge on someone for parking in your spot?
Welcome back to The Virtual Pub, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like just how committed are you to getting your own back on someone for parking in your assigned space?
Enjoy the show? Please subscribe and rate us five stars!
Buy us a pint on Patreon: patreon.com/m/mrjasonengland
On this week's episode:
- We catch up after what has been a busy fortnight, featuring staycations across the UK, COVID drive through tests and working in supermarkets.
- Picking pricks - featuring changes to Soccer Saturday and a hilarious personal story about the lengths one man must go to to exact revenge on someone who parked in their space.
- Good news - a special singalong of 99 bottles of beer and the amazing International work to eradicate a virus (no, not THAT one)
59 min - Three filthy socialists take over the show...
Time for something different. Welcome to a more chilled out episode of The Virtual Pub - recreating the pub as you remember it before this pandemic in podcast form.
With three of us on this show, the episode is a little quicker and more socialist than our usual programming, so let us know what you think!
On today's episode:
- We pick some pricks: including the Portland police department, Boris Johnson and Craig Whittaker
- Some good news for the environment and someone's adorable cuddly toy
- And we wrap things up with a pub quiz
SHOW LINKS
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/number-10-wants-to-smash-the-lobby-in-hunt-for-pms-new-100k-a-year-spokesperson-12038741
https://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/ian-payne/muslim-bame-communities-coronavirus-pandemic/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/woman-reunites-lost-teddy-bear/
https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2020/07/30/single-use-plastic-bag-sales-down-95-since-5p-charge-brought-in/#:~:text=The%20number%20of%20single%2Duse,introduced%20in%202015%2C%20figures%20show.&text=An%20estimated%207.6%20billion%20bags,charge%20was%20introduced%20in%202015.
45 min - Anti-maskers are pricks and how pub staff are *really* feeling about re-opening | WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 2!
We're back (and on top form)! Grab a few drinks, as we take on anti-maskers in The Virtual Pub - recreating the pub as you remember it before this pandemic in podcast form.
Buy us a pint on Patreon: patreon.com/m/mrjasonengland
On this week's episode...
- (0:00) We welcome you all back to The Virtual Pub, re-introduce you all to the team including new full-time cast member Leo Lanzoni and catch you up on how the last month has been for us
- (30:10) It's time to pick some pricks - this week, Lindsey and Ben go long with a rant about inconsiderate arseholes ignoring the rules in pubs, and Jason gets angry at anti-maskers.
- (62:23) Now for some good news - Leo drops us some surprising news about Nintendo and Moody talks about the incredible work of tattoo artists, covering up what are considered to be racist ink and helping people who are learning about their own biases.
- (74:05) Finally, time for the pub quiz. Jason fills in while Dalby is away, and we all go round the twist!
SHOW LINKS
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wxq48w/people-are-getting-their-racist-and-confederate-tattoos-removed-today-im-not-that-guy
https://youtu.be/o1_WmodlUgY
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/53108405
1 hr 28 min - Death, taxes and Boris Johnson being a prick | *SERIES FINALE*
After 15 weeks, it's come to this - the series finale - probably the most hilarious episode we've recorded. Grab a few drinks, as we go long this week in The Virtual Pub - the perfect podcast for those who miss going to the pub in this particular pandemic.
Enjoy the show? We will be back in a few weeks, so subscribe to be the first to listen when we do! Got any ideas on what you'd like to hear in series 2? Email me on [email protected].
Buy us a pint on Patreon: patreon.com/m/mrjasonengland
On this week's episode...
- (0:00) We welcome you all back to The Virtual Pub, and re-introduce you all to returning guest, Leo! Also, we ask Moody about how he's feeling at the moment in North Leicester, and find out what you guys think of the show...
- (23:30) It's time to pick some pricks - this week, Leo talks through how he got scammed, Moody shares a story with us about a family of Brexit voters who didn't realise what they voted for (and tried to fix it by talking to the mayor of a small French town), Jason goes fishing for one of the biggest pricks in Britain, and Ben talks about America selfishly buying up all the supply of a drug that helps with COVID-19.
- (72:56) Now for some good news - we transition smoothly from picking pricks with some new Nay Yays (good news involving pricks, or pricks that turn into good news, the middle ground). Then we share some amazing news including the positive development of a vaccine and a Morrisons security guard holding an umbrella up, so a golden retriever stays dry.
- (93:26) BONUS - while recording, we stumbled upon some hilarious Daily Mash articles, relevant to what we've been talking about.
- (97:20) And finally, an extra jiggy pub quiz and our final goodbyes.
SHOW LINKS
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/jack-leslie-campaign
http://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-us-buys-up-almost-entire-world-supply-of-covid-19-drug-remdesivir-12018430
https://mobile.twitter.com/archer_rs/status/1277505330885386240
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/woman-who-shamed-starbucks-barista-for-refusing-to-serve-her-without-mask-speaks-out-as-baristas-gofundme-grows/2354016/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/morrisons-security-guard-praised-protecting-22269047
https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/01/pub-named-slave-trader-edward-colston-changes-pubby-mcdrunkface-12926500/
2 hr 1 min - The pubs are re-opening! Is it too soon? And f*ck Nazis (not in a good way)
Is it too soon to re-open the pubs? And 75 years after World War Two, why are we still being hassled by Nazis? Grab a drink, as we talk about the biggest stories of the week in The Virtual Pub - the perfect podcast for those who miss going to the pub in this particular pandemic.
Buy us a pint on Patreon: patreon.com/m/mrjasonengland
On this week's episode...
- (0:00) We welcome you all back to The Virtual Pub
- (8:00) The pubs are re-opening! The Virtual Pub is not so "virtual" anymore, as the Government announces pubs can re-open on Saturday 4th July. With two of us who love the pub and two who work at bars, we're in a unique position to answer one simple question - is it too soon?
- (39:00) It's time to pick a prick - this week, we talk about the prick who flew the "white lives matter, burnley" flag from the plane (he got sacked - good riddance), and Norman Tebbitt (who CORRECTION: wrote for The Telegraph) saying that Nazis were left wing?
- (52:13) Now for some good news - Chicken Run is getting a sequel and two amazingly wholesome stories that I won't ruin for you here...
- (58:23) And finally, the pub quiz and housekeeping.
PODCAST NEWS: Next week's episode will be the last of series 1. With a couple of us returning to work at pubs, we've got to rethink how we record the show and want to take a couple weeks reviewing & improving what we do on the show. Look forward to us returning later in July. We will announce a specific date soon.
SHOW LINKS
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53161280
https://twitter.com/IndependentSage/status/1274727763786809344
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-us-canada-53132933
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-norman-tebbit-says-nazis-13397241
https://turnto10.com/news/coronavirus/show-us-something-good/pawtucket-woman-86-creates-stuffed-animal-zoo-on-front-lawn
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/memphis-uber-driver-tammy-smith-rewarded-with-new-car-by-jada-pinkett-smith/
https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1275323166018211840
1 hr 16 min - Boris Johnson channels Austin Powers and Marcus (or Daniel) Rashford takes over as PM
Football has started again, but the biggest goal of the week was scored off the pitch... Grab a drink, as we talk about the biggest stories of the week in The Virtual Pub - the perfect podcast for those who miss going to the pub in this particular pandemic.
Buy us a pint on Patreon: patreon.com/m/mrjasonengland
On this week's episode...
- (0:00) We welcome you all back to The Virtual Pub and see how we're all getting on in the lockdown!
- (16:55) TOP STORY #1 - Marcus Rashford forces the Government to U-Turn and extend the free school lunch scheme for children who need it over the summer.
- (31:10) TOP STORY #2 - Boris Johnson plans to use £900,000 of taxpayers money in the midst of a pandemic to paint his plane. Sources say the design looks like something out of Austin Powers.
- (36:14) It's time to Pick a Prick - selections this week include BBC Radio 5 Live and The Daily Mail's Political Commentator Dan Hodges
- (55:30) Now for some Good news - we got rather intense picking pricks, so let's lift up those spirits with some good news
- (1:07:10) Time for the Virtual Pub Quiz - today marks the 41st anniversary of Garfield's first comic strip, so we have a quiz about cartoons and comics from our childhood! Plus we find out we're terrible at singing the Pokemon theme tune and we are played out by the amazing Tommy Down.
Please support the show by subscribing and leaving us a good review! Join as we record it live on twitch.tv/mrjasonengland and get in touch by emailing me at [email protected]!
Follow The Virtual Pub: @virtualpubPC on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram
Show Links
Boris U-Turn: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53065806
Plane makeover: https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnsons-jet-gets-austin-powers-makeover-12007923
Moody's Prick: BBC Radio 5 Live
Jason's Prick: https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1272900907747946496
Ben's Good News: http://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-what-is-the-breakthrough-treatment-dexamethasone-and-what-are-its-side-effects-12008173
Lindsey's Good News: https://nerdbot.com/2020/06/07/jason-paige-parodies-the-pokemon-theme-to-fit-covid-19-times/
Jason's Good News: https://blog.playstation.com/category/ps5/
1 hr 26 min - Let's talk about race. We need to drink more Yorkshire Tea and another Birthday celebration!
We didn't talk about it last week, but it's time we have an honest conversation about race and racism #BlackLivesMatter. Grab a drink as we have plenty to talk about in The Virutal Pub - the perfect podcast for those who miss going to the pub in this particular pandemic.
Buy us a pint on Patreon: patreon.com/m/mrjasonengland
On this week's episode
- (0:00) We welcome you all back to The Virtual Pub and celebrate another Birthday on the team with some awkward "would you rather" questions!
- (26:00) It's time to pick a prick - including an American Mum who ruins a British cuppa tea, a Tory councillor in Derbyshire who hid a clearly racist bust and people who looked at examples of blackface being apologised for and askwed "what about White Chicks?"
- (1:08:26) Now, for some good news - after having a deep conversation about race and racism, we talk about how Yorkshire Tea and PG Tips deserve praise, how the UK has not used a single bit of fossil fuel for two months and the amazing work of Chester Zoo.
- (1:21:10) And onto the Virtual Pub Quiz, plus amazing music from Neuromantics
Please support the show by subscribing and leaving us a good review! Join as we record it live on twitch.tv/mrjasonengland and get in touch by emailing me at [email protected]!
Follow The Virtual Pub: @virtualpubPC on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram
Links
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/09/derbyshire-towns-bust-of-black-man-seized-by-defiant-locals
https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/09/u-s-mum-sparks-outrage-12824033/
https://www.indy100.com/article/white-chicks-blackface-little-britain-film-television-racism-9558671
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52973089
https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/06/09/iceland-supermarket-has-adopted-chester-zoos-penguins-bid-save-struggling-venue-12827623/amp/
https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/03/tattoo-artists-offer-cover-designs-industrys-predators-free-12792488/
1 hr 38 min
About The Virtual Pub
From the publisher's feed
Bringing you the laughs of leaving work on Friday and heading straight to the pub in podcast form - welcome to The Virtual Pub.