The gang is 75% in attendance for this one to talk about the Dallas match, reflect on the latest iteration of the home ground and look ahead to Vancouver. In this episode, Kristin looks for sumos, Duncan reveals that his breath was intact and Mark is concerned for Kei Kamara. This week’s #bitchyBlanks question is […]

The gang is all here to review the match that was Portland, look ahead to the home opener against FC Dallas and the new “amenities” that is a roof, and the usual madness. In this week’s episode Kristin makes a huge stretch for roof metaphors, Tony confuses his positions, Duncan is totally psychic, and Mark […]

The gang is all here to reflect on the smashing in Montreal, look ahead to Portland, and discuss the future “Heritage” nights according the season’s ticket book. In this episode, Mark begs for technology, Duncan celebrates a championship, Kristin is asked to bring legal action against herself and Tony keeps bringing up Gremlins. This week’s […]

This week, most of the gang is here recovering from the away win and bus parking, talk a bit about TFC II, look ahead to this season’s ticket corporate messaging package and the game against Montreal. In this episode Duncan does a Star Wars impersonation often, Kristin hears bells and Mark, legit, suffers an injury […]

The gang is in full attendance to relive the “action” that was New England, mention a bit about the Canadian women’s national team victory over the Netherlands, and look ahead to DC this weekend. In this episode, Mark crushes muppets, Kristin postulates dating between podcasters, Duncan offers many many different comedy pairings as part of […]

The gang is in full attendance to recap the Colorado match, relive the Mexico match, preview the “Tea Terrorists” and discuss the drama that is officiating in MLS like everyone else. In this episode, Tony is grossed out by anatomy, Duncan gets flirty with singing, and Mark and Kristin say the same joke at the […]

While Kristin is on “assignment” (a.k.a. Drinking out west), the lads are here to talk about the Canada v Mexico match and preview the return leg, Gomez’s departure as well as Toronto’s upcoming match v Colorado. In this episode, Tony gets a little southern continental on us, Duncan makes a boy-band pun and Mark predicts […]

The gang is in full attendance as we discuss the embers of Sporting KC, look ahead to Canada’s critical qualifier against Mexico and reflect on a season not 10% complete. In this episode, Duncan shows an alarming amount of optimism, Tony describes the greatest away section ever, Mark comes up a memorial-esque nickname for the […]

The gang is all intact for this one as they review the game and tiny pitch of NYCFC, look ahead to Sporting KC *spit*, and partake in the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin secretly wants the ant to dance, Mark defends his best buddy BennyBalls (TM), Tony invokes a rare biblical text and Duncan […]

The gang is all here with a special “Live” while we’re watching the first match of the season and a “Live” studio audience. Relive all of the insanity as if you were standing there with us at a match, canopy and all. In this episode, Tony can’t handle the initials, Kristin mumbles, Mark loves the […]